I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18060. | Micaldos (micaldos) | 68.99 | 95.2% | 2021-01-28 |
| 18061. | jewel (jearchvs17) | 68.98 | 96% | 2025-09-09 |
| 18062. | Varwyn (varwyn) | 68.98 | 95% | 2017-08-10 |
| 18063. | pan_kamcio (pan_kamilek) | 68.98 | 99% | 2023-08-03 |
| 18064. | Micheal (mbroaders) | 68.98 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
| 18065. | Mandom (xristos980) | 68.97 | 98% | 2022-03-08 |
| 18066. | Sibert (sibert) | 68.97 | 95% | 2021-08-23 |
| 18067. | Arunkumar (arunkumar49) | 68.96 | 95% | 2022-01-12 |
| 18068. | Will (rdtomgrcr) | 68.96 | 95% | 2017-08-29 |
| 18069. | HiteshM (hiteshm_riptide) | 68.95 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 18070. | Cameron (phieyl) | 68.95 | 97.1% | 2021-01-29 |
| 18071. | Peter John (alluvium) | 68.95 | 99% | 2015-08-13 |
| 18072. | Lisa (lisee) | 68.95 | 97% | 2016-04-12 |
| 18073. | Alien Alien (bbq_alien) | 68.94 | 86% | 2016-11-18 |
| 18074. | Pete (peteau) | 68.94 | 97% | 2017-06-14 |
| 18075. | eijkmann (eijkmann) | 68.93 | 97.5% | 2024-01-28 |
| 18076. | Carter (wrong_key_bruh) | 68.92 | 96% | 2023-06-18 |
| 18077. | ric (ricman0) | 68.92 | 97% | 2022-09-08 |
| 18078. | Pascal (defenz0r) | 68.92 | 92% | 2016-12-26 |
| 18079. | Zaki (zakig) | 68.92 | 95% | 2017-05-22 |
| 18080. | jed (jedhurricane) | 68.92 | 96% | 2016-08-23 |
| 18081. | Julle (aikarauta) | 68.91 | 96% | 2015-12-18 |
| 18082. | Death (dillisdecker) | 68.91 | 95% | 2021-03-24 |
| 18083. | Gaspar (gaspar_pi) | 68.91 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
| 18084. | Oliver (olxter) | 68.91 | 96% | 2016-09-18 |
| 18085. | Vikas (a4atom) | 68.91 | 96% | 2020-08-02 |
| 18086. | Ivan (budabudimir) | 68.91 | 90% | 2016-05-22 |
| 18087. | Saleh (moon4000) | 68.90 | 96% | 2025-03-16 |
| 18088. | P. Francis (netherveil) | 68.90 | 97% | 2021-05-21 |
| 18089. | Satheesh (i_satan) | 68.90 | 96% | 2019-11-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |