So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13986. | Murat (winter12) | 78.29 | 92% | 2013-04-19 |
| 13987. | Gabe (derumisis) | 78.29 | 94% | 2022-01-20 |
| 13988. | Bob (keepitsimple) | 78.29 | — | 2009-10-18 |
| 13989. | player (writer35) | 78.28 | 96% | 2022-02-27 |
| 13990. | ambrosia (ambrosia0) | 78.28 | 97.7% | 2023-08-16 |
| 13991. | NecroCW (necrocw) | 78.28 | 96% | 2023-03-10 |
| 13992. | Nurul (mnislam) | 78.28 | 99% | 2022-01-15 |
| 13993. | fml (fmldave89) | 78.27 | 97.2% | 2023-06-20 |
| 13994. | Pulkit (sparrow7) | 78.27 | 94% | 2011-05-06 |
| 13995. | J (ckfhd1234) | 78.27 | 97% | 2022-04-02 |
| 13996. | dd (no_stress) | 78.27 | 95% | 2023-02-09 |
| 13997. | M (migrape) | 78.27 | 98.3% | 2023-09-28 |
| 13998. | Christy (tafinch) | 78.27 | 95% | 2015-12-14 |
| 13999. | Emil (killer150398) | 78.27 | 96% | 2014-01-14 |
| 14000. | fibiy (fibiy) | 78.27 | — | 2008-10-11 |
| 14001. | Junsik (cyberyanne) | 78.27 | 99% | 2014-08-24 |
| 14002. | van (vanson311) | 78.26 | 94% | 2015-08-20 |
| 14003. | Matthew (guesswho40) | 78.26 | 92% | 2014-10-14 |
| 14004. | Kaloyan (kokicha120) | 78.26 | 97% | 2021-11-03 |
| 14005. | codingmickey (kj_mickey) | 78.26 | 95% | 2022-06-15 |
| 14006. | colemak-dh (strongly_typed_... | 78.26 | 98% | 2021-04-10 |
| 14007. | Woku (writingotaku) | 78.26 | 96% | 2013-02-05 |
| 14008. | Yahshi (jahshi) | 78.25 | 98% | 2023-04-12 |
| 14009. | Cecil (hesitanthades) | 78.25 | 98% | 2019-03-21 |
| 14010. | Jamie (cadman6) | 78.25 | 97.5% | 2023-09-20 |
| 14011. | W (davanish) | 78.25 | 95% | 2013-03-15 |
| 14012. | Ian (doughs) | 78.25 | 95% | 2020-10-31 |
| 14013. | Renege√thePlague (reneget... | 78.25 | 94% | 2013-07-26 |
| 14014. | Lie Algebra (liealgebracow) | 78.25 | 91% | 2017-01-27 |
| 14015. | Victor (liucow) | 78.24 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |