As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9200. | Damn7 (damn7slow) | 85.37 | 98% | 2020-11-06 |
| 9201. | Alejandro (alejo_100) | 85.37 | 97% | 2016-01-04 |
| 9202. | Huy (giahuy7753) | 85.36 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
| 9203. | Earnest (redwhirl) | 85.35 | 99% | 2024-05-16 |
| 9204. | Dustin (dustin099) | 85.35 | 97% | 2021-07-02 |
| 9205. | Meta (metahead) | 85.35 | 97% | 2019-09-22 |
| 9206. | Alper (alper1) | 85.35 | 97% | 2019-09-15 |
| 9207. | Thellamalord (thellamalord) | 85.35 | 94% | 2016-01-04 |
| 9208. | Ryan (gurkenglas9) | 85.34 | 98% | 2021-12-08 |
| 9209. | Baris (baris23) | 85.34 | 98% | 2020-11-05 |
| 9210. | Luan (luan0763) | 85.34 | 97% | 2017-05-11 |
| 9211. | Ashley (quantom) | 85.34 | 90% | 2017-01-09 |
| 9212. | Gregory (goodycluc) | 85.33 | 98% | 2019-02-03 |
| 9213. | Quick Fingers 69 (quickfing... | 85.33 | 98% | 2019-03-15 |
| 9214. | Benjamin (benky25) | 85.33 | 95.9% | 2024-07-06 |
| 9215. | Weston (wesjamber) | 85.33 | 97% | 2017-06-02 |
| 9216. | ＴＯＭＭＹ (taweesoft) | 85.32 | 97% | 2017-07-28 |
| 9217. | Hassan (xxhassanixx) | 85.32 | 97% | 2022-02-01 |
| 9218. | Basil (focus_on_ur_focus) | 85.32 | 97% | 2019-11-17 |
| 9219. | Jeff (jjj11x) | 85.32 | 96% | 2017-05-31 |
| 9220. | Aturai (atheneite) | 85.32 | 98% | 2021-04-29 |
| 9221. | Brando (kingozymandias2) | 85.32 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 9222. | Dara (adoran) | 85.32 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
| 9223. | William (wponds6) | 85.32 | 94% | 2015-11-11 |
| 9224. | Yassin (ccenoo) | 85.31 | 95% | 2025-03-18 |
| 9225. | cabbie12 (cabbie12) | 85.31 | 95.5% | 2023-12-10 |
| 9226. | Andrew (greatfighter10) | 85.31 | 96% | 2021-08-30 |
| 9227. | Slugg (sluggthesnail) | 85.31 | 97% | 2021-12-30 |
| 9228. | narek (narekbb) | 85.31 | 98% | 2017-06-27 |
| 9229. | Jon (coltirl) | 85.30 | 97.4% | 2024-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |