As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12915. | Xelicus (xelicus_gamingyt) | 77.25 | 96% | 2019-02-18 |
| 12916. | sam (samhaa) | 77.25 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 12917. | Marco (mr__pink) | 77.25 | 96% | 2020-11-13 |
| 12918. | kameg (kameg) | 77.24 | 96.8% | 2024-07-02 |
| 12919. | Kira (kiramck) | 77.24 | 97% | 2022-01-29 |
| 12920. | frooday (frooday) | 77.24 | 98.8% | 2021-02-25 |
| 12921. | Björn Orri (bjornorri) | 77.24 | 96% | 2015-04-17 |
| 12922. | Step Dad Neil (she_luvs_neil) | 77.23 | 95.5% | 2024-06-21 |
| 12923. | Nathan (nzmaster0516) | 77.23 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 12924. | Bradley (genoo34) | 77.22 | 97% | 2022-12-08 |
| 12925. | jail_penguin (oneillm288) | 77.21 | 96% | 2016-05-13 |
| 12926. | snowfall7550 (snowfall7550) | 77.21 | 97.5% | 2023-11-13 |
| 12927. | Serdulan (serludan) | 77.21 | 96% | 2025-04-27 |
| 12928. | Jared (jaredintyper) | 77.20 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| 12929. | EasyQuest (easyquest) | 77.20 | 98% | 2023-11-27 |
| 12930. | Frederick (fredericknotw) | 77.20 | 96% | 2015-04-26 |
| 12931. | Baris (bseber) | 77.19 | 91% | 2015-12-01 |
| 12932. | Mary (wpj7321) | 77.19 | 98% | 2017-05-10 |
| 12933. | bLiss (similar) | 77.19 | 95% | 2015-09-19 |
| 12934. | oldaccforpracticing (xsdrea... | 77.18 | 95% | 2021-03-16 |
| 12935. | Jack (detroitpistons16) | 77.18 | 94% | 2016-05-02 |
| 12936. | Aaron (alschwa2) | 77.17 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
| 12937. | Hobo (hobo_rapper) | 77.17 | 98% | 2021-05-12 |
| 12938. | singhvaibhav100@gmail.com (... | 77.17 | 98% | 2015-12-05 |
| 12939. | Colambage (nushydude) | 77.17 | 97% | 2017-07-16 |
| 12940. | heidi (heiidi) | 77.16 | 95% | 2019-04-07 |
| 12941. | Eric (doze11) | 77.16 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 12942. | Semiz (semizooka) | 77.16 | 95% | 2020-10-18 |
| 12943. | Alex (hockeymna12) | 77.16 | 97% | 2020-09-10 |
| 12944. | Gagan Deep (gagan0123) | 77.15 | 99% | 2020-03-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |