And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20076. | Dennis (wrennegade) | 79.16 | 97% | 2019-12-02 |
| 20077. | John (jeddek23) | 79.16 | 98% | 2020-10-05 |
| 20078. | martin (martin_melody) | 79.16 | 98% | 2020-08-23 |
| 20079. | Taevon (morris640) | 79.15 | 94% | 2014-11-05 |
| 20080. | Costas (costas992) | 79.15 | 95% | 2016-05-22 |
| 20081. | SirTypo (sharkymeow) | 79.15 | 97% | 2023-01-14 |
| 20082. | Ormorod (ormorod) | 79.14 | 98% | 2022-11-07 |
| 20083. | Rin (rinthis) | 79.14 | 96% | 2021-08-06 |
| 20084. | William (searcheese766) | 79.14 | 95% | 2021-04-14 |
| 20085. | Datucis (datucis) | 79.14 | 91% | 2014-01-26 |
| 20086. | z (randomosity) | 79.14 | 96% | 2014-07-27 |
| 20087. | SlipperySlope (eeilu) | 79.14 | 97.9% | 2021-02-11 |
| 20088. | William (williamy34) | 79.13 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 20089. | Albert (albertdoug) | 79.13 | 97% | 2022-04-05 |
| 20090. | Martin (mtien) | 79.13 | 100% | 2014-09-28 |
| 20091. | pawitz (pawitzmu) | 79.13 | — | 2011-02-23 |
| 20092. | Coasterface (coasterface) | 79.12 | 96% | 2013-09-07 |
| 20093. | Jet (jetrunner) | 79.12 | 97% | 2011-08-25 |
| 20094. | RoY (roy_s) | 79.12 | 98% | 2022-08-27 |
| 20095. | vlad (brokenblood) | 79.12 | 91% | 2014-06-02 |
| 20096. | Mary (wpj7321) | 79.12 | 96% | 2011-12-26 |
| 20097. | Joel (althie) | 79.11 | 93% | 2012-11-14 |
| 20098. | take (f_take) | 79.11 | 96% | 2012-03-31 |
| 20099. | arials92 (aerials92) | 79.11 | 93% | 2014-12-29 |
| 20100. | Cony (conyj) | 79.11 | 96% | 2018-05-18 |
| 20101. | pluto (plutto) | 79.10 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 20102. | Jason (killerjman) | 79.10 | 96% | 2013-01-14 |
| 20103. | Blake (backflip25) | 79.10 | 97% | 2016-03-05 |
| 20104. | Thien (chuongthien33) | 79.09 | 98% | 2011-07-26 |
| 20105. | Ademir (dzokej) | 79.09 | — | 2010-09-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |