As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18567. | Ty (quachgiaty) | 64.14 | 98% | 2017-07-04 |
18568. | Youssef (nuggetdip) | 64.14 | 95% | 2021-12-10 |
18569. | SkinnyLegend (ar247292) | 64.14 | 97% | 2019-04-23 |
18570. | vaggelis (vaglazgr) | 64.14 | 96% | 2019-03-26 |
18571. | Frank (frank_1202) | 64.13 | 96% | 2022-12-08 |
18572. | totallynotabot (smarterthan... | 64.13 | 97% | 2023-08-25 |
18573. | Rasmus (kennystarfighter_) | 64.13 | 95% | 2021-04-16 |
18574. | Rafał (afterlife123) | 64.13 | 90% | 2016-02-04 |
18575. | Mason (maysin233) | 64.12 | 98% | 2018-11-30 |
18576. | Chris (avery91) | 64.12 | 97% | 2020-12-07 |
18577. | Abhay (at8109) | 64.12 | 97% | 2020-09-08 |
18578. | Emad (emadarshadalam) | 64.12 | 96% | 2018-07-19 |
18579. | Sassy (taingdavy) | 64.12 | 97% | 2022-09-14 |
18580. | Scotty (scottland2) | 64.11 | 95% | 2018-01-24 |
18581. | Not a dog (i_am_learning_to... | 64.11 | 98% | 2019-04-20 |
18582. | Harish (harish1995) | 64.10 | 91% | 2017-01-13 |
18583. | k2K (worthwhile) | 64.09 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
18584. | bonx (bonx) | 64.09 | 97% | 2015-08-20 |
18585. | Yosa (anyosa_9) | 64.08 | 95% | 2021-07-02 |
18586. | S. (skyflm3) | 64.08 | 96% | 2022-12-18 |
18587. | DEATH (deathxx95) | 64.08 | 97% | 2023-03-09 |
18588. | wonder (life_festival) | 64.08 | 96% | 2023-03-10 |
18589. | akuan10 (akuan10) | 64.08 | 96% | 2021-07-30 |
18590. | Pink (pinkbass) | 64.08 | 97% | 2021-04-05 |
18591. | Mubtasim (mubtasim91) | 64.08 | 97% | 2022-11-15 |
18592. | Daniel (fauxpas) | 64.08 | 91% | 2015-12-11 |
18593. | Vishwajeet Prasad (vishwaje... | 64.07 | 98% | 2022-01-27 |
18594. | Kristof (katusk) | 64.07 | 94% | 2016-12-29 |
18595. | Reny (le_renyy) | 64.07 | 93% | 2016-08-02 |
18596. | Miya (miyamotomusakey) | 64.06 | 97% | 2023-01-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |