I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10853. | averagajoeracer (averagajoe... | 84.14 | 97% | 2025-08-19 |
| 10854. | Was 30WPM (leaningtohomerow) | 84.14 | 98% | 2019-11-17 |
| 10855. | qwerty (qwerty894) | 84.14 | 98% | 2022-05-10 |
| 10856. | Marco Angelo (marcoangelojp... | 84.14 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 10857. | Varun (ntpofficial) | 84.14 | 98% | 2018-02-12 |
| 10858. | Loading.... (xbooza) | 84.13 | 96.9% | 2021-02-13 |
| 10859. | James (mirdan) | 84.13 | 95% | 2023-07-06 |
| 10860. | Heather (stuntraps) | 84.13 | 94% | 2017-11-14 |
| 10861. | Type (typelord5k) | 84.13 | 98% | 2019-12-31 |
| 10862. | Dean (cakeissuccess) | 84.13 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
| 10863. | Joshua (joshm1234) | 84.13 | 96% | 2017-10-30 |
| 10864. | narze (narze) | 84.13 | 97% | 2019-06-05 |
| 10865. | diraj (diraj) | 84.12 | 96% | 2019-03-04 |
| 10866. | T (wish_i_could_type) | 84.12 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 10867. | prometheus (prometheus00) | 84.12 | 96% | 2022-06-01 |
| 10868. | Heorhii (heorhii_hryhorov) | 84.12 | 98.1% | 2021-02-15 |
| 10869. | geo (geogeo120) | 84.11 | 98% | 2023-02-16 |
| 10870. | Workbean (workbean) | 84.11 | 96% | 2021-03-12 |
| 10871. | Pablo Palou (pablitopaloutdm) | 84.10 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
| 10872. | Zach (sn00pbom) | 84.10 | 97% | 2017-06-18 |
| 10873. | Chris (xilteen) | 84.09 | 95.8% | 2024-01-25 |
| 10874. | JazzyP (pandawarrior101) | 84.09 | 99% | 2017-10-12 |
| 10875. | Radamel (thecaomonster) | 84.09 | 96% | 2017-10-19 |
| 10876. | Bethanoo (fuzomania) | 84.08 | 97% | 2018-10-23 |
| 10877. | Jack (jackspeed12) | 84.06 | 96% | 2023-07-26 |
| 10878. | C. (aethare) | 84.06 | 93% | 2017-01-28 |
| 10879. | Elia (ganmen) | 84.06 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
| 10880. | reever (ssamu) | 84.06 | 96% | 2022-04-06 |
| 10881. | Jordan (_jordanchang) | 84.06 | 96.4% | 2025-01-27 |
| 10882. | Ket (ket93) | 84.06 | 95.4% | 2021-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |