And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10995. | Alex (alexjonathan) | 95.80 | — | 2009-03-24 |
| 10996. | kb noob (akh7) | 95.80 | 98% | 2021-05-15 |
| 10997. | vith (vith) | 95.80 | 94% | 2012-12-21 |
| 10998. | Mary (rebel_queen) | 95.80 | 96% | 2013-01-22 |
| 10999. | crowdofworkmen (bu_te) | 95.80 | 95% | 2017-05-18 |
| 11000. | 5slowfingers (5slowfingers) | 95.79 | 95% | 2023-01-14 |
| 11001. | De9mond (uniwite) | 95.79 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
| 11002. | Ringmaster (the_ringmaster) | 95.79 | 99% | 2018-08-02 |
| 11003. | altaire (notchrubble) | 95.78 | 98% | 2019-11-20 |
| 11004. | Sahil (svp9pw) | 95.78 | 96.3% | 2023-07-26 |
| 11005. | devurrr (devurrr) | 95.78 | 97.8% | 2021-02-04 |
| 11006. | Manzur (manzur) | 95.78 | 96% | 2015-06-17 |
| 11007. | Cell (cell) | 95.78 | 98% | 2016-07-16 |
| 11008. | Le (leson2403) | 95.78 | — | 2009-07-14 |
| 11009. | rodrigo (rodtronx) | 95.77 | 98.3% | 2023-08-11 |
| 11010. | edisonhussey (furox) | 95.77 | 98% | 2020-10-10 |
| 11011. | lag (wompywomp) | 95.76 | 98% | 2021-03-27 |
| 11012. | BaconDeluxeMeal (atheling) | 95.76 | 97% | 2019-12-02 |
| 11013. | Solomun (bwsdarthwookie) | 95.76 | 97% | 2022-07-18 |
| 11014. | Kev (kevkevkevkevkev) | 95.76 | 97% | 2023-01-11 |
| 11015. | Guido (giantguido) | 95.76 | 96% | 2011-06-12 |
| 11016. | ZlotZ (zlotz) | 95.76 | 98% | 2018-08-21 |
| 11017. | Ruzzel (ruzzelwidjaja) | 95.75 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
| 11018. | Kevin (nivekuil) | 95.75 | 96% | 2014-10-13 |
| 11019. | Issyah (issyah89) | 95.74 | 98% | 2016-06-23 |
| 11020. | lisa (pflanze) | 95.74 | 98% | 2014-02-25 |
| 11021. | Jeremy Renner (fatpotato21) | 95.73 | 99% | 2023-05-11 |
| 11022. | John (zlima12) | 95.73 | 97% | 2019-10-23 |
| 11023. | Alex Amadori (tacchinotacchi) | 95.73 | 99% | 2021-10-05 |
| 11024. | Yosapol (eji4h) | 95.73 | 99% | 2022-01-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |