The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10408. | Austin (aggie14) | 88.48 | — | 2011-02-24 |
| 10409. | Ichigo930 (ichigo930) | 88.47 | 95% | 2023-08-21 |
| 10410. | Clayborn (clayborn) | 88.47 | 97% | 2022-09-21 |
| 10411. | K (phyitr) | 88.47 | 96% | 2011-10-13 |
| 10412. | san (nianen88) | 88.47 | 95% | 2016-01-29 |
| 10413. | blabhlabhlabh (lardydardydar) | 88.47 | 88% | 2014-04-28 |
| 10414. | ronald (roclus) | 88.47 | 97% | 2011-05-17 |
| 10415. | ElevenQuasar3 (elevenquasar3) | 88.47 | — | 2009-03-19 |
| 10416. | a (kogamr) | 88.46 | 95% | 2021-01-25 |
| 10417. | ngmhh (ngmh) | 88.46 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
| 10418. | CiscoAdmin (kaszanka12) | 88.46 | 96% | 2020-02-08 |
| 10419. | hannes (hbungenberg) | 88.46 | 99% | 2018-06-28 |
| 10420. | JoJo (yoojeanie) | 88.45 | 97% | 2023-01-12 |
| 10421. | Julia (theyoungwillower) | 88.45 | 98% | 2014-05-11 |
| 10422. | Isaiah (misterbored) | 88.45 | 94% | 2016-07-27 |
| 10423. | Bob (darcee) | 88.45 | 91% | 2014-04-29 |
| 10424. | Sly (sly_) | 88.44 | 97.6% | 2023-11-03 |
| 10425. | Jed (jedmedina) | 88.44 | 97.4% | 2023-10-16 |
| 10426. | wmae (wmae) | 88.44 | 98% | 2021-05-26 |
| 10427. | Kaimetsu (kaimetsu) | 88.44 | 97% | 2020-08-13 |
| 10428. | Joël (bongo13) | 88.44 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
| 10429. | IonCube (ioncube) | 88.44 | 98% | 2020-11-10 |
| 10430. | Tanuj (tanuj23) | 88.43 | 96% | 2021-03-14 |
| 10431. | a (jdlwahaha) | 88.43 | 98% | 2021-03-27 |
| 10432. | j (luckyslayer) | 88.43 | 98% | 2011-10-31 |
| 10433. | Brandon (inbloom) | 88.43 | 94% | 2012-10-26 |
| 10434. | Nick (njwelsh) | 88.42 | 95% | 2011-08-07 |
| 10435. | Pink Memetchi (pinkmemetchi) | 88.42 | 92% | 2013-08-12 |
| 10436. | LeBaby (funnypoopyeater) | 88.42 | 96% | 2021-12-08 |
| 10437. | JAY (xmm_jj) | 88.42 | 97% | 2022-12-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |