The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17340. | Phteven (sleezy_dvorak) | 77.41 | 97% | 2015-10-12 |
| 17341. | Jeritens (jensrichter) | 77.41 | 97% | 2018-06-05 |
| 17342. | machinegungeek (machinegung... | 77.41 | 97% | 2019-04-05 |
| 17343. | James (jamesshi) | 77.41 | 93% | 2012-06-26 |
| 17344. | Salman (xinvokeroffice) | 77.40 | 97.5% | 2023-12-07 |
| 17345. | Vash (vash13) | 77.40 | 96% | 2024-09-05 |
| 17346. | Vikas (vikas7788) | 77.40 | 97% | 2024-06-21 |
| 17347. | Melissa (nekroid) | 77.40 | 95% | 2019-12-28 |
| 17348. | typer (typermid) | 77.40 | 97% | 2023-07-03 |
| 17349. | Tom (tom1110) | 77.40 | 96.2% | 2025-01-16 |
| 17350. | Joel (joeljohnstone) | 77.40 | 99% | 2023-03-28 |
| 17351. | William (willrenson) | 77.40 | 96% | 2021-04-16 |
| 17352. | minimilk (minimilk) | 77.40 | 97% | 2021-02-27 |
| 17353. | asdasd (chaizhengwen) | 77.40 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 17354. | Alyssa (clarrissa) | 77.40 | 98% | 2019-02-09 |
| 17355. | bonboy (bonboy) | 77.40 | 97% | 2015-07-03 |
| 17356. | Hex (hexar) | 77.39 | 98% | 2025-05-04 |
| 17357. | Samir (wlansamir2001) | 77.39 | 96.9% | 2024-06-29 |
| 17358. | Burt (burtjoneson) | 77.39 | 91% | 2013-07-21 |
| 17359. | anomaly (anomaly5647) | 77.39 | 93% | 2011-06-03 |
| 17360. | ignoreme (palud) | 77.38 | 96% | 2024-04-15 |
| 17361. | Max (max_ma) | 77.38 | 97% | 2025-05-27 |
| 17362. | Thinh (thinhtr) | 77.38 | 97.4% | 2024-11-22 |
| 17363. | Ishan (ityper0020) | 77.38 | 98% | 2022-04-17 |
| 17364. | Ba (rodgzilla) | 77.38 | 97% | 2020-03-03 |
| 17365. | Madi (xmatth13) | 77.38 | 90% | 2012-03-01 |
| 17366. | tstats[medo_1010] (medo_1010) | 77.37 | 97.2% | 2024-08-26 |
| 17367. | bazenmekonen (olderia) | 77.37 | 97% | 2025-07-24 |
| 17368. | Hellow (hellowi_99) | 77.37 | 98% | 2024-07-19 |
| 17369. | Henrique (hddietrich) | 77.37 | 98% | 2016-01-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |