As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23083. | rohankumar (rohankumar) | 50.33 | 95% | 2023-07-30 |
| 23084. | Arshi (arshi_7) | 50.33 | 95% | 2023-08-28 |
| 23085. | Jack (turtlejack) | 50.33 | 95% | 2021-10-25 |
| 23086. | AminGo (amingo) | 50.32 | 95% | 2019-09-06 |
| 23087. | Enzo (yujiro144) | 50.31 | 98% | 2021-07-09 |
| 23088. | Nahin (nahin_r) | 50.31 | 96% | 2021-10-08 |
| 23089. | Steph (hatorihanzo) | 50.31 | 96% | 2021-02-24 |
| 23090. | Martin (maniacal_martin) | 50.31 | 95% | 2019-06-01 |
| 23091. | Toby (tobiasharry) | 50.31 | 86% | 2017-02-09 |
| 23092. | jiji (jiji123) | 50.30 | 98.2% | 2021-02-14 |
| 23093. | Pigeon (knipo) | 50.30 | 94.9% | 2021-02-18 |
| 23094. | Yerke (middle_asia) | 50.30 | 88% | 2017-04-08 |
| 23095. | Paul (paulm_drive) | 50.30 | 93% | 2017-06-03 |
| 23096. | Kaden (lifeshappy) | 50.29 | 98% | 2021-09-10 |
| 23097. | CManyDinosaur (manydinosaur) | 50.28 | 97% | 2022-02-26 |
| 23098. | Joao (joaomendonca) | 50.28 | 99% | 2020-11-05 |
| 23099. | Learning Colemak (wipyflow) | 50.27 | 96% | 2023-07-04 |
| 23100. | Gary (daredevil1962) | 50.27 | 98% | 2023-06-01 |
| 23101. | Jean (naisha04) | 50.27 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| 23102. | Mutta (rcprem) | 50.27 | 96% | 2021-09-06 |
| 23103. | Marc (german8ter) | 50.27 | 90% | 2016-04-22 |
| 23104. | Chris (chriscole21) | 50.26 | 95% | 2018-09-13 |
| 23105. | zarjuna (zarjuna96) | 50.26 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 23106. | BathTime (daddysbathtime) | 50.26 | 97% | 2020-02-24 |
| 23107. | Kimberlysu (kimsue1013) | 50.26 | 80% | 2016-05-11 |
| 23108. | shashank (shashank3900) | 50.26 | 96% | 2015-07-21 |
| 23109. | Mr (mr_quick) | 50.26 | 95% | 2017-04-26 |
| 23110. | Tsunami (bmo12) | 50.25 | 94% | 2021-09-07 |
| 23111. | jimmy (zojim) | 50.24 | 95% | 2021-06-15 |
| 23112. | Sususoda (sususoda) | 50.23 | 95% | 2023-08-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |