Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27946. | Bryan (baabaa) | 56.80 | 90% | 2012-03-16 |
| 27947. | enmum (enmum) | 56.80 | 96% | 2013-03-12 |
| 27948. | Bùi Nguyên (buinguyenly) | 56.80 | — | 2009-11-02 |
| 27949. | Tomas (scheme) | 56.80 | — | 2011-01-22 |
| 27950. | Ali (ali_jammal) | 56.80 | 92% | 2015-02-22 |
| 27951. | Mikoto (platinumikoto) | 56.79 | 98% | 2021-02-20 |
| 27952. | Phung (phungdtk) | 56.79 | — | 2008-12-04 |
| 27953. | MacitoshPlus420 (macintoshp... | 56.79 | 96% | 2018-03-06 |
| 27954. | John (cuiwhiterice) | 56.78 | 78% | 2016-07-12 |
| 27955. | Simon (sivara) | 56.78 | 87% | 2017-04-05 |
| 27956. | Elton (haoma) | 56.78 | 95% | 2020-12-17 |
| 27957. | Ahmed (ticalos) | 56.78 | 97% | 2023-01-17 |
| 27958. | Hremes (hremes) | 56.78 | — | 2011-04-17 |
| 27959. | Dilli (dilliocm) | 56.78 | 98% | 2018-04-15 |
| 27960. | Derrick (duskymonk) | 56.78 | 98% | 2019-06-27 |
| 27961. | James (disner) | 56.78 | 94% | 2019-07-17 |
| 27962. | Donka17 (derenecko) | 56.77 | 96% | 2016-06-28 |
| 27963. | Yohannes (wintersolider) | 56.77 | 96% | 2021-12-14 |
| 27964. | fsck (fsck) | 56.77 | 91% | 2013-06-04 |
| 27965. | Tristan (jollystonks) | 56.77 | 92% | 2021-01-13 |
| 27966. | jar (jarjarclinks) | 56.77 | 97% | 2020-12-27 |
| 27967. | Kaylee (softballstar11) | 56.77 | 89% | 2013-05-03 |
| 27968. | sushil (skttzwl) | 56.77 | 93% | 2012-06-17 |
| 27969. | Achim (rubbishaka80) | 56.77 | — | 2011-04-18 |
| 27970. | typist (kittychaitus) | 56.77 | — | 2009-06-20 |
| 27971. | Indra (indram) | 56.77 | 94% | 2012-09-22 |
| 27972. | Amani (amani7) | 56.77 | 97% | 2014-03-28 |
| 27973. | Shub (shub01) | 56.76 | 95% | 2020-09-14 |
| 27974. | Jei (jkchaos7) | 56.76 | 97% | 2012-08-02 |
| 27975. | Chef Giuliano (gd27) | 56.76 | 93% | 2015-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |