The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29070. | MOHSIN (mk9498001) | 56.87 | 87% | 2012-02-01 |
| 29071. | Katherine (katieo69) | 56.87 | 98% | 2011-12-30 |
| 29072. | M (bravoecho) | 56.87 | 96% | 2012-09-17 |
| 29073. | Mike (slowboithe20th) | 56.86 | 96% | 2022-03-07 |
| 29074. | Judy (judydy) | 56.86 | — | 2010-12-12 |
| 29075. | Kamal (kamal0208) | 56.85 | 95% | 2011-09-16 |
| 29076. | TØM (kircket) | 56.85 | 89% | 2013-07-18 |
| 29077. | c'mon man (gabe777) | 56.85 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| 29078. | Edward (dwardee) | 56.85 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 29079. | Just Me (justme) | 56.85 | — | 2010-03-23 |
| 29080. | Dang Khoa (khoa1912) | 56.85 | 93% | 2013-02-21 |
| 29081. | anilwits (anilwits) | 56.85 | 95% | 2015-02-04 |
| 29082. | Aisha (needforspeed_) | 56.84 | 95% | 2022-03-09 |
| 29083. | Ataberk (brofase) | 56.84 | 89% | 2015-12-30 |
| 29084. | stratos (stratosss) | 56.83 | — | 2009-11-18 |
| 29085. | Bean (beanbeanbean) | 56.83 | 93% | 2014-03-19 |
| 29086. | brodie (monke8) | 56.82 | 95% | 2020-12-02 |
| 29087. | Gabriel (akgabe) | 56.82 | 95% | 2019-03-11 |
| 29088. | Tuomas (_quatro_) | 56.82 | 89% | 2017-04-13 |
| 29089. | winter (wintercool) | 56.82 | — | 2008-12-29 |
| 29090. | @vector_int (coderom) | 56.81 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| 29091. | Bella (bellachong) | 56.80 | 92% | 2016-05-02 |
| 29092. | Josh (cobra04) | 56.80 | 95% | 2023-09-27 |
| 29093. | andy (sushimomma) | 56.80 | 93% | 2015-10-01 |
| 29094. | Kucing (nyandesuyo) | 56.80 | 94% | 2022-12-06 |
| 29095. | Icyfox (dar4545) | 56.80 | — | 2011-02-08 |
| 29096. | Asif (asif_khan) | 56.80 | 98% | 2012-03-07 |
| 29097. | Julian (mataleao) | 56.79 | 96% | 2020-09-21 |
| 29098. | Constantine (constantine91) | 56.79 | 93% | 2013-10-02 |
| 29099. | Kishore (nrwgn) | 56.79 | 97% | 2019-06-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |