I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4492. | sos (typeracer_player111) | 103.67 | 97% | 2020-08-20 |
| 4493. | Nixon (kadar09) | 103.67 | 97% | 2018-01-07 |
| 4494. | crow (ph4tomz) | 103.66 | 97.5% | 2024-06-23 |
| 4495. | willy (willywongker69) | 103.66 | 97.2% | 2024-09-15 |
| 4496. | J (luvwizrd90) | 103.66 | 99% | 2022-11-09 |
| 4497. | laPampara (lapampara69) | 103.66 | 99% | 2022-10-21 |
| 4498. | typeloser (deadweightmomo) | 103.65 | 97% | 2022-07-12 |
| 4499. | Kevin (lankyslap) | 103.65 | 100% | 2023-03-04 |
| 4500. | stagadoosh (stagadoosh) | 103.65 | 97% | 2017-07-17 |
| 4501. | Will (wmetcalf68) | 103.63 | 96% | 2021-05-20 |
| 4502. | Satyyyyyyyyy (satyy) | 103.63 | 95.8% | 2024-11-14 |
| 4503. | yamate (yamate123) | 103.63 | 97% | 2018-12-17 |
| 4504. | Lizard8029 (lizard8029) | 103.63 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
| 4505. | Scott (ciplon) | 103.62 | 95% | 2017-05-13 |
| 4506. | Nikola (dropndrag) | 103.62 | 99% | 2024-09-09 |
| 4507. | Francis Hans (fgaurano) | 103.62 | 94% | 2017-05-08 |
| 4508. | Dolce (dolceparadise) | 103.61 | 98.4% | 2023-07-11 |
| 4509. | Winter (winter_dawn) | 103.61 | 98% | 2022-09-25 |
| 4510. | Chia (chiaa) | 103.60 | 99% | 2023-09-09 |
| 4511. | Cameron (sebajun) | 103.60 | 98.6% | 2021-02-22 |
| 4512. | amanullah (amanullah32) | 103.60 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
| 4513. | fdd (fdd1) | 103.59 | 99% | 2020-03-21 |
| 4514. | Mac (rubixgeek101) | 103.59 | 98.2% | 2025-04-15 |
| 4515. | Kinst (swiftens) | 103.59 | 96.9% | 2025-02-22 |
| 4516. | iamsuperior (iaminferior) | 103.59 | 99% | 2019-07-21 |
| 4517. | I Love (oooyay) | 103.58 | 98% | 2017-07-20 |
| 4518. | Nikita (nikita_typist) | 103.58 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 4519. | Big (bigjohn05) | 103.57 | 98.7% | 2024-07-16 |
| 4520. | Kera (kera77) | 103.57 | 99% | 2022-01-19 |
| 4521. | name (anson001) | 103.57 | 96% | 2022-06-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |