As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6994. | Kai (cheongengkai) | 88.79 | 98% | 2022-06-11 |
6995. | Grayson (echotrademarked) | 88.79 | 98% | 2018-11-07 |
6996. | ega (egareyh) | 88.79 | 98% | 2022-06-19 |
6997. | Kian (kpm9) | 88.79 | 95.9% | 2021-03-01 |
6998. | Michael (themusicofsound) | 88.79 | 98% | 2015-05-16 |
6999. | Patrick (pawal001) | 88.79 | 97% | 2017-06-29 |
7000. | Émile (ikashy) | 88.78 | 94% | 2017-01-16 |
7001. | Grilled (grilleddonions) | 88.78 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
7002. | ogkatumus (ogkatumus) | 88.78 | 97.6% | 2021-02-13 |
7003. | Kate (katehashope) | 88.78 | 97% | 2018-08-04 |
7004. | andrew (gramsay) | 88.77 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
7005. | maxsen (maxsen) | 88.77 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
7006. | Raju (raju009) | 88.77 | 99% | 2015-07-15 |
7007. | Louis (hlouis) | 88.77 | 98% | 2019-10-13 |
7008. | andi (andikh) | 88.77 | 93% | 2015-05-06 |
7009. | j (stojec) | 88.77 | 96% | 2016-02-28 |
7010. | ian (iqtang) | 88.76 | 98.9% | 2023-12-31 |
7011. | boniu (wincentbugs) | 88.76 | 97.6% | 2024-01-31 |
7012. | Nicholas (nsabadicci) | 88.75 | 98% | 2022-04-23 |
7013. | flair (ellemo) | 88.75 | 98% | 2023-05-29 |
7014. | govind (gmgrhythm) | 88.75 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
7015. | atarih (atarih) | 88.75 | 98% | 2023-04-10 |
7016. | Alex (forthereallys) | 88.74 | 95% | 2015-08-26 |
7017. | tome (tome_narubi) | 88.74 | 98% | 2018-09-21 |
7018. | Raw (rawcorn) | 88.73 | 95% | 2016-09-09 |
7019. | bri (andrewgarfieldswife) | 88.73 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
7020. | Ted (lucky_strike) | 88.73 | 97% | 2022-08-17 |
7021. | Aidin (aidin177) | 88.72 | 95% | 2020-02-03 |
7022. | karo (karooo80) | 88.72 | 96% | 2016-03-23 |
7023. | Jason (pilotedan) | 88.72 | 95% | 2015-10-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |