As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8003. | Kian (kpm9) | 88.79 | 95.9% | 2021-03-01 |
| 8004. | Michael (themusicofsound) | 88.79 | 98% | 2015-05-16 |
| 8005. | Patrick (pawal001) | 88.79 | 97% | 2017-06-29 |
| 8006. | Émile (ikashy) | 88.78 | 94% | 2017-01-16 |
| 8007. | Grilled (grilleddonions) | 88.78 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 8008. | ogkatumus (ogkatumus) | 88.78 | 97.6% | 2021-02-13 |
| 8009. | Kate (katehashope) | 88.78 | 97% | 2018-08-04 |
| 8010. | lalala (elira_lalala) | 88.77 | 99% | 2023-05-29 |
| 8011. | DANDAN (chriscui) | 88.77 | 97% | 2025-02-28 |
| 8012. | John (ahjohn321) | 88.77 | 92% | 2017-04-27 |
| 8013. | andrew (gramsay) | 88.77 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 8014. | maxsen (maxsen) | 88.77 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 8015. | Raju (raju009) | 88.77 | 99% | 2015-07-15 |
| 8016. | Louis (hlouis) | 88.77 | 98% | 2019-10-13 |
| 8017. | andi (andikh) | 88.77 | 93% | 2015-05-06 |
| 8018. | j (stojec) | 88.77 | 96% | 2016-02-28 |
| 8019. | boniu (wincentbugs) | 88.76 | 97.6% | 2024-01-31 |
| 8020. | ian (iqtang) | 88.76 | 98.9% | 2023-12-31 |
| 8021. | Colin Watters (freshwatters) | 88.75 | 98% | 2025-02-17 |
| 8022. | Nicholas (nsabadicci) | 88.75 | 98% | 2022-04-23 |
| 8023. | flair (ellemo) | 88.75 | 97.7% | 2023-05-29 |
| 8024. | govind (gmgrhythm) | 88.75 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
| 8025. | atarih (atarih) | 88.75 | 98% | 2023-04-10 |
| 8026. | Alex (forthereallys) | 88.74 | 95% | 2015-08-26 |
| 8027. | tome (tome_narubi) | 88.74 | 98% | 2018-09-21 |
| 8028. | Raw (rawcorn) | 88.73 | 95% | 2016-09-09 |
| 8029. | bri (andrewgarfieldswife) | 88.73 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
| 8030. | Ted (lucky_strike) | 88.73 | 97% | 2022-08-17 |
| 8031. | Mrityunjay (mrityunjay9) | 88.72 | 98% | 2017-08-25 |
| 8032. | max (maxbricker) | 88.72 | 96% | 2022-09-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |