Right, I am going to tell you how this works. You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of tea. Underneath the floor boards is the famous river Thames. I hope for your sakes you can hold your breath for as long as it takes to boil that kettle. After that, I am going to ask you a question, one question. You are going to give me a name and if it's the right name, I send you home warm and dry in a fresh set of clothes. If it's the wrong name, you'll be fed to the crayfish.
—from RocknRolla, a movie by Guy Ritchie
Active since November 19, 2009.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13365. | ImperialWhistle (imperialwh... | 94.19 | 97% | 2024-05-03 |
| 13366. | Aceofspades9 (aceofspades9) | 94.19 | 94% | 2013-04-02 |
| 13367. | b (bonkadonks) | 94.18 | 98% | 2021-12-01 |
| 13368. | Alex (alexursache0) | 94.18 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 13369. | Judie (djoodi_qwerty) | 94.18 | 96.3% | 2021-02-03 |
| 13370. | Vãi Trí (minhtrihard) | 94.18 | 98% | 2018-01-17 |
| 13371. | A (andisim) | 94.17 | 98% | 2025-07-23 |
| 13372. | Stalast (stalast) | 94.17 | 94% | 2016-01-13 |
| 13373. | Mooch (moochimooch) | 94.17 | 94% | 2015-03-04 |
| 13374. | Haris (an0d3) | 94.17 | 98% | 2019-01-30 |
| 13375. | DU30 FASCIST (tymarc) | 94.17 | 97% | 2017-02-18 |
| 13376. | Daniel (lozand) | 94.17 | 97% | 2016-12-16 |
| 13377. | Harvey (harveyqqq) | 94.16 | 96% | 2021-07-19 |
| 13378. | mado (mado_) | 94.16 | 97.4% | 2024-05-07 |
| 13379. | Nathan (nthnb123) | 94.16 | 94% | 2013-10-03 |
| 13380. | alicethechalice (alisu) | 94.16 | 97% | 2019-11-04 |
| 13381. | Derrick (victoryx5) | 94.15 | 96.6% | 2024-03-14 |
| 13382. | Samandar1 (samandar1) | 94.15 | 97% | 2025-06-11 |
| 13383. | Simon (olausson) | 94.15 | 99% | 2022-08-26 |
| 13384. | Nick (halfchainsaw) | 94.15 | 97% | 2022-12-10 |
| 13385. | R (sevenexpert) | 94.15 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
| 13386. | Sam (winceless) | 94.15 | 97.7% | 2021-02-05 |
| 13387. | ingmundur (ingmundur) | 94.15 | 97% | 2016-02-29 |
| 13388. | Pei Bin (cheongpeibin) | 94.14 | 97% | 2015-08-29 |
| 13389. | Hoàng (nogah) | 94.14 | 97% | 2014-06-13 |
| 13390. | Peter (timesfall) | 94.14 | — | 2010-08-07 |
| 13391. | Shiva (shivajreddy) | 94.13 | 98.3% | 2024-08-01 |
| 13392. | Birdman (birdman13) | 94.13 | 97% | 2025-07-31 |
| 13393. | Rocky (sushil26) | 94.13 | 99.2% | 2024-04-14 |
| 13394. | Yuzu (rice_senpai) | 94.13 | 98% | 2023-03-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 62,608 | 103.91 | November 19, 2009 |
| Long Texts | 69 | 111.05 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 33 | 107.16 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 94.90 | January 29, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 77.62 | October 1, 2024 |