I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8927. | OMEGALUL (bearingsea) | 92.73 | 98.8% | 2021-02-23 |
| 8928. | Japjeet (electro_1) | 92.72 | 99% | 2021-01-12 |
| 8929. | Joe (joe1123) | 92.72 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
| 8930. | Rimantas (rimsiakas) | 92.72 | 98% | 2023-09-20 |
| 8931. | ⊂( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)つ (sch... | 92.72 | 98% | 2020-07-23 |
| 8932. | max (maxbricker) | 92.71 | 96% | 2023-09-19 |
| 8933. | Weeb (weeb_from_poland) | 92.71 | 98% | 2021-07-02 |
| 8934. | Terence (notterrence) | 92.70 | 98% | 2019-05-07 |
| 8935. | Khushi (khushi1504) | 92.70 | 98.8% | 2021-02-16 |
| 8936. | Sinful Sam (sinfulsam) | 92.70 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| 8937. | Morris (reinheart) | 92.69 | 96% | 2018-01-30 |
| 8938. | Aidan (epixaidbeta) | 92.69 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
| 8939. | De Jong (bequiet13) | 92.67 | 98.8% | 2025-02-10 |
| 8940. | janus312 (janus312) | 92.67 | 96% | 2018-09-13 |
| 8941. | Mr.NoHands (kingus13) | 92.66 | 96% | 2025-08-30 |
| 8942. | Mike (mhaimowitz) | 92.66 | 98% | 2017-08-20 |
| 8943. | 而自遇見你 惡夢就... | 92.65 | 97% | 2020-06-17 |
| 8944. | GTedZ (gtedz) | 92.65 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
| 8945. | Jean (seawardsalmon6) | 92.65 | 98% | 2021-05-18 |
| 8946. | Sam (winceless) | 92.65 | 98.2% | 2021-02-05 |
| 8947. | Richrad (laci279) | 92.64 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
| 8948. | Tornadox (tornadox) | 92.64 | 99% | 2025-06-25 |
| 8949. | fratelecarol (fratelecarol) | 92.64 | 99% | 2025-10-04 |
| 8950. | aviad (patish) | 92.63 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
| 8951. | Jose Ortiz (jortiz1496) | 92.63 | 99% | 2022-01-14 |
| 8952. | Sam (wardancer456) | 92.62 | 96% | 2024-05-30 |
| 8953. | Dumpling649 (dumpling649) | 92.62 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
| 8954. | Gin (tonic_gin) | 92.62 | 99% | 2021-11-05 |
| 8955. | aero (aeroazure) | 92.62 | 99% | 2020-05-01 |
| 8956. | matoni (matoni) | 92.61 | 98% | 2023-09-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |