The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17230. | Narasimhan (vsn2011) | 76.49 | 96% | 2014-09-08 |
| 17231. | Jo (joogawa) | 76.49 | 98% | 2011-12-12 |
| 17232. | Dad (boosh) | 76.49 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 17233. | Ashley (fastash) | 76.48 | 97% | 2022-11-02 |
| 17234. | toomuchads (toomuchads) | 76.48 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| 17235. | Connor (connormccrickard) | 76.48 | 95% | 2023-03-20 |
| 17236. | gary (backjisceglia) | 76.48 | 95% | 2021-04-28 |
| 17237. | Snuzz (snuzzen) | 76.48 | 96% | 2013-10-03 |
| 17238. | Ade Yusuf (adeyura) | 76.48 | 97% | 2014-07-04 |
| 17239. | milo (milox) | 76.48 | 94% | 2016-11-10 |
| 17240. | Christian Ian (csalas) | 76.48 | 96% | 2011-07-09 |
| 17241. | Siomayu (siomayu) | 76.47 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 17242. | Nyrico (angelocuartel) | 76.47 | 97% | 2021-03-12 |
| 17243. | Mimin (miminpickle) | 76.47 | 96% | 2019-09-08 |
| 17244. | Jiang (jghjianghan) | 76.47 | 94% | 2019-05-10 |
| 17245. | Jammy (jammyj0) | 76.47 | 93% | 2016-03-14 |
| 17246. | Benni (aemor) | 76.46 | 98% | 2023-01-11 |
| 17247. | Brian (brianxqonjnr3rf) | 76.46 | 96% | 2021-04-18 |
| 17248. | Will (willkretschmer) | 76.46 | 97% | 2020-05-03 |
| 17249. | Rhodium (rhodium) | 76.46 | 92% | 2016-11-17 |
| 17250. | thomas (thomas) | 76.46 | 97% | 2012-09-20 |
| 17251. | Rosalyn (raisetheroof) | 76.46 | 97% | 2013-08-16 |
| 17252. | Cuda (cudaskog) | 76.46 | 95% | 2013-12-30 |
| 17253. | Oren (oren132) | 76.45 | 96.4% | 2023-10-17 |
| 17254. | Tran (thong3la) | 76.45 | 96% | 2012-07-09 |
| 17255. | MooTa (moota) | 76.45 | 96% | 2018-10-11 |
| 17256. | abhishek (abk_k) | 76.44 | 96% | 2023-07-10 |
| 17257. | Khanh (doraemon25) | 76.44 | 98% | 2012-09-21 |
| 17258. | Pratheepa (theepa) | 76.44 | — | 2010-04-25 |
| 17259. | Arrival (arrivaldwis) | 76.44 | 93% | 2016-03-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |