Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5226. | Magi (magi_dragon) | 52.37 | 97% | 2020-03-31 |
| 5227. | Krish (ninjakrish) | 52.36 | 94% | 2019-02-10 |
| 5228. | michael (mscott2) | 52.36 | 96% | 2019-08-23 |
| 5229. | Sora (sreng01) | 52.36 | 93% | 2018-07-04 |
| 5230. | noobispro (noobispro) | 52.35 | 94% | 2019-04-25 |
| 5231. | Joe (mamabear2) | 52.35 | 96% | 2020-07-23 |
| 5232. | fafortate (fafortate) | 52.35 | 93% | 2019-04-17 |
| 5233. | Oleg (nerootter) | 52.31 | 94% | 2020-10-17 |
| 5234. | Viktor (heizu) | 52.25 | 95% | 2020-04-07 |
| 5235. | Rechui (karishima) | 52.24 | 95% | 2019-06-23 |
| 5236. | tabish (tbsansari) | 52.23 | 94% | 2018-11-02 |
| 5237. | Luis (oscarinous) | 52.22 | 94% | 2018-11-26 |
| 5238. | Jewel (jewelsz) | 52.22 | 94% | 2018-11-19 |
| 5239. | Ankit (apatel4) | 52.20 | 95% | 2020-05-25 |
| 5240. | Ben (rumpus) | 52.20 | 96% | 2019-03-22 |
| 5241. | Marcus (mb_2001) | 52.20 | 94% | 2018-03-09 |
| 5242. | William (willjeong24) | 52.19 | 95% | 2017-10-02 |
| 5243. | Wolf (ch0jr4k) | 52.19 | 96% | 2018-01-14 |
| 5244. | M Awais (ajmi) | 52.16 | 99% | 2019-03-14 |
| 5245. | Kevin (officialls) | 52.16 | 95% | 2020-09-10 |
| 5246. | tstats[xeg28] (xeg28) | 52.15 | 96% | 2020-09-23 |
| 5247. | Kim (kwaldner) | 52.13 | 97% | 2019-12-03 |
| 5248. | Karim (_karim_dem) | 52.13 | 94% | 2019-07-30 |
| 5249. | Saket (saketraj) | 52.11 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 5250. | Anth (anthspeed) | 52.11 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| 5251. | Wisetiaputra (wisetiaputra) | 52.11 | 92% | 2018-10-18 |
| 5252. | BleaKrytE (bleakryte) | 52.08 | 94% | 2018-07-05 |
| 5253. | Qace (qace) | 52.08 | 94% | 2020-10-02 |
| 5254. | Michael (michaelyang) | 52.07 | 95% | 2020-05-15 |
| 5255. | Jester. (jesterdaicha) | 52.06 | 96% | 2017-09-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |