I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3755. | Bruce (milothatch) | 111.34 | 99% | 2018-05-23 |
| 3756. | Mike (zeehang) | 111.33 | 98% | 2018-11-01 |
| 3757. | Daniel (derdem) | 111.33 | 97% | 2019-01-31 |
| 3758. | Pastel (hertasdoormat) | 111.32 | 99% | 2025-03-21 |
| 3759. | shawn (orbicle) | 111.32 | 99.4% | 2024-07-21 |
| 3760. | Jethro (cncpt) | 111.32 | 98% | 2023-03-18 |
| 3761. | AJL (oppai59) | 111.31 | 96% | 2024-02-07 |
| 3762. | STAN JISOO (3kawaii5u) | 111.29 | 94% | 2017-05-10 |
| 3763. | Joel (joeldaniel) | 111.28 | 96.6% | 2023-05-23 |
| 3764. | SlowestTyperNa (slowesttype... | 111.28 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 3765. | Shawn (filipinofriend) | 111.28 | 99% | 2022-12-02 |
| 3766. | rmbench (rmbench) | 111.28 | 98% | 2022-03-15 |
| 3767. | Sami Wilf (samiwilf) | 111.28 | 99% | 2021-09-02 |
| 3768. | Jacob (jkhindo64) | 111.28 | 99% | 2019-12-05 |
| 3769. | Turtle (kameiphilip) | 111.26 | 98% | 2017-05-15 |
| 3770. | Alex (aqin24) | 111.25 | 99% | 2021-03-13 |
| 3771. | Potatsus (potatsus) | 111.24 | 99% | 2022-12-27 |
| 3772. | David (leepictrollexd) | 111.24 | 97% | 2022-11-19 |
| 3773. | blob_mister (blob_mister) | 111.24 | 98% | 2022-10-08 |
| 3774. | Will (willious) | 111.24 | 99% | 2017-01-19 |
| 3775. | a friend (yendoan) | 111.24 | 98% | 2018-01-10 |
| 3776. | dumblit (dumblityerrr) | 111.23 | 98% | 2019-04-03 |
| 3777. | Arjun (k9cruncher) | 111.22 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
| 3778. | Miguel (quevangel) | 111.22 | 98% | 2021-11-02 |
| 3779. | Char (charmape) | 111.22 | 99% | 2017-06-21 |
| 3780. | Parallaxes (parallaxes) | 111.21 | 97.7% | 2024-02-09 |
| 3781. | 𝕬𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖌... | 111.21 | 99% | 2021-11-18 |
| 3782. | Sugar Honey (engscholar15) | 111.20 | 99% | 2022-09-16 |
| 3783. | kawi (kawion) | 111.19 | 98.2% | 2023-09-17 |
| 3784. | Loic (99loic) | 111.18 | 97% | 2023-05-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |