Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4404. | Movis (movis) | 59.44 | 95% | 2018-08-05 |
| 4405. | Captain (zyfermars) | 59.42 | 93% | 2020-10-31 |
| 4406. | Derrick (victoryx5) | 59.41 | 95% | 2020-05-20 |
| 4407. | Ivan RIFYAN (ivan_love_ulan) | 59.40 | 96% | 2017-12-03 |
| 4408. | GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEA... | 59.37 | 96% | 2017-11-07 |
| 4409. | pfft001 (pfft001) | 59.37 | 96% | 2020-07-03 |
| 4410. | Shar (sharburrus) | 59.37 | 96% | 2018-11-01 |
| 4411. | IBRAR (khanibrar51) | 59.37 | 98% | 2017-10-05 |
| 4412. | Gerhard (gkuschnik) | 59.37 | 95% | 2018-09-19 |
| 4413. | Simon (cimon423) | 59.36 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 4414. | Eugene (rawners) | 59.36 | 97% | 2018-12-24 |
| 4415. | Usef (usef) | 59.35 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
| 4416. | Dipto (d_d_d) | 59.35 | 97% | 2018-03-19 |
| 4417. | Lici (lpersi) | 59.34 | 96% | 2018-12-12 |
| 4418. | Jett (bananaswillfall) | 59.32 | 96% | 2017-10-30 |
| 4419. | Reef (reefz_2020) | 59.32 | 96% | 2020-06-13 |
| 4420. | Vortex (nbro1234) | 59.31 | 96% | 2020-05-25 |
| 4421. | wlliam (williamqwerty3) | 59.31 | 94% | 2020-12-04 |
| 4422. | arz (arzr) | 59.29 | 95% | 2017-11-05 |
| 4423. | Syafiq (exalmer) | 59.29 | 94% | 2017-11-20 |
| 4424. | Nicolás (ni0n) | 59.29 | 95% | 2021-08-13 |
| 4425. | tony (brusselssprouts) | 59.28 | 94% | 2021-07-28 |
| 4426. | stardust (stardustmsp) | 59.28 | 94% | 2020-10-06 |
| 4427. | Mason (mouamason) | 59.26 | 95% | 2020-12-15 |
| 4428. | Gijs (gijswijs) | 59.25 | 97% | 2020-08-07 |
| 4429. | Wyman (speedy_boi420) | 59.25 | 96% | 2019-10-20 |
| 4430. | daniel (vamosramos) | 59.25 | 98% | 2017-10-02 |
| 4431. | Harley (senpaislinky) | 59.24 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
| 4432. | MTGAP | Tokimahery (tokimah... | 59.23 | 96% | 2021-08-10 |
| 4433. | Rafa (jsrphlmrtnz) | 59.23 | 95% | 2020-10-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |