It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2703. | Mark (ramenrider) | 73.83 | 97% | 2018-06-01 |
| 2704. | lRaml (lsomeonel) | 73.81 | 96% | 2020-07-09 |
| 2705. | Bidou (bidou) | 73.80 | 97% | 2020-04-18 |
| 2706. | bobby (gogobebe) | 73.79 | 99% | 2019-03-18 |
| 2707. | Kiminjuri (kiminjuri) | 73.79 | 96% | 2019-03-31 |
| 2708. | Philip (pajala) | 73.79 | 97% | 2017-11-23 |
| 2709. | Aaron (alschwa2) | 73.78 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
| 2710. | Dylan (dyl0e) | 73.78 | 95% | 2021-07-25 |
| 2711. | no sweat (anduatm) | 73.78 | 95% | 2020-08-24 |
| 2712. | Shawn (anotheronebitesthedust) | 73.77 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
| 2713. | Samuel (samroogers) | 73.76 | 99% | 2018-04-09 |
| 2714. | Ian (ianaustinha) | 73.76 | 97% | 2020-01-19 |
| 2715. | Christopher (christopher_lych) | 73.76 | 97% | 2019-04-27 |
| 2716. | Satnam 😃 (satnam9781) | 73.75 | 98% | 2020-03-07 |
| 2717. | Ryan (ryan_rat) | 73.73 | 97% | 2018-11-18 |
| 2718. | Bacosca (bacosca) | 73.70 | 99% | 2019-07-26 |
| 2719. | flourish (fl0urish) | 73.67 | 97% | 2020-11-08 |
| 2720. | wlliam (williamqwerty3) | 73.67 | 96% | 2020-10-27 |
| 2721. | Mark (emptyper) | 73.67 | 99% | 2017-08-28 |
| 2722. | jong (jonggo) | 73.65 | 98% | 2019-10-09 |
| 2723. | GyLala (gylala) | 73.65 | 97% | 2017-12-08 |
| 2724. | Tim (fast_but_not_the_fastest) | 73.64 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 2725. | Sophus (sophustypelikesheit) | 73.64 | 97% | 2020-02-01 |
| 2726. | Kiko (kikozz) | 73.63 | 96% | 2020-07-06 |
| 2727. | jan (knifecat) | 73.63 | 94% | 2017-08-31 |
| 2728. | Hessi (hessijames) | 73.62 | 97% | 2018-07-15 |
| 2729. | Vanessa (abetterplace) | 73.61 | 98% | 2018-12-04 |
| 2730. | schwick (schwick) | 73.60 | 96% | 2017-11-21 |
| 2731. | Samuel (bwonsamdi) | 73.57 | 96% | 2018-08-28 |
| 2732. | Ray (flexray) | 73.57 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |