I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2172. | Rift Herald (rift_herald) | 114.25 | 95% | 2016-12-28 |
| 2173. | Poop (ilikechayu) | 114.24 | 96.9% | 2024-09-02 |
| 2174. | Emperor (aethist) | 114.24 | 99% | 2016-01-10 |
| 2175. | Ppantnt (ppantnt) | 114.22 | 98.2% | 2024-06-01 |
| 2176. | Zuhaib (zuhaibdam) | 114.22 | 97.8% | 2024-12-26 |
| 2177. | Torrent (torrentsrage) | 114.22 | 96% | 2015-06-10 |
| 2178. | Antonio (chipain) | 114.20 | 98% | 2018-05-30 |
| 2179. | sophomore (streets112) | 114.20 | 96% | 2018-12-03 |
| 2180. | Ashton (codeadept) | 114.19 | 98% | 2022-01-26 |
| 2181. | Cletus (feedmedope) | 114.18 | 98% | 2019-12-29 |
| 2182. | lelchan (lelchan) | 114.18 | 93% | 2016-12-30 |
| 2183. | Cris (schmidtolini) | 114.17 | 99% | 2017-11-22 |
| 2184. | harry (harrysz) | 114.16 | 96.9% | 2024-11-18 |
| 2185. | hereugo (hereugo) | 114.14 | 97.4% | 2025-05-14 |
| 2186. | Skippy (skippy9) | 114.14 | 98% | 2022-03-25 |
| 2187. | not your dad (buthee) | 114.13 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
| 2188. | William (william_david) | 114.12 | 100% | 2023-03-06 |
| 2189. | Raymond (szlesh) | 114.11 | 97.8% | 2023-12-17 |
| 2190. | Peter (peterkeder) | 114.10 | 99% | 2023-02-17 |
| 2191. | Tensel (tbbone) | 114.10 | 96% | 2016-09-09 |
| 2192. | (returned) | 114.09 | 98% | 2020-04-05 |
| 2193. | Roy (roy_alty) | 114.07 | 97% | 2015-08-28 |
| 2194. | Adeline (ade_chin) | 114.07 | 99% | 2023-12-25 |
| 2195. | (ilikeponyz20) | 114.07 | 99.2% | 2025-02-26 |
| 2196. | Vonny (vnnykr) | 114.06 | 98% | 2019-02-08 |
| 2197. | Dylan (dtg32148) | 114.06 | 99% | 2023-10-04 |
| 2198. | ivﾠonﾠutube (unreaii) | 114.06 | 98% | 2022-05-10 |
| 2199. | David (davidbokman) | 114.05 | 98% | 2022-08-01 |
| 2200. | Eran (umm_eran) | 114.03 | 99% | 2020-10-26 |
| 2201. | laza (lazaabt) | 114.03 | 99.5% | 2023-07-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |