The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12085. | aokasokasdsaok (maoiie) | 96.54 | 96% | 2022-10-11 |
| 12086. | Cal (cal2025) | 96.54 | 95% | 2015-08-24 |
| 12087. | Uy (uyvu21) | 96.54 | 97% | 2023-03-29 |
| 12088. | Alien (half_alien) | 96.54 | 98% | 2022-12-30 |
| 12089. | John (xjohnbx) | 96.54 | 96% | 2015-03-30 |
| 12090. | coffee (coffeeandbook) | 96.53 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 12091. | Kieron (kieron_concah) | 96.53 | 98% | 2016-02-15 |
| 12092. | eulimp (eulimp) | 96.53 | 96% | 2012-03-09 |
| 12093. | Sumeet (sumeet061190) | 96.53 | 91% | 2013-04-29 |
| 12094. | Button (mhd0) | 96.53 | 98% | 2017-05-23 |
| 12095. | Abdo (zxiest) | 96.53 | 94% | 2016-12-20 |
| 12096. | max (blajar) | 96.53 | 98% | 2012-08-28 |
| 12097. | MTR (geekbeast) | 96.52 | 98% | 2019-03-21 |
| 12098. | Kaz (kaz_the_kuz) | 96.52 | 98% | 2023-01-08 |
| 12099. | Tom (tom020900) | 96.52 | 99% | 2021-05-16 |
| 12100. | zeon (zeon000) | 96.52 | 97% | 2022-04-06 |
| 12101. | Termite (termite04) | 96.51 | 91% | 2013-04-08 |
| 12102. | Kade (kadok) | 96.51 | 98.6% | 2023-09-18 |
| 12103. | pwned (16wpm) | 96.51 | 97% | 2022-09-19 |
| 12104. | Brendan (brendan84213) | 96.51 | 97.9% | 2021-02-06 |
| 12105. | Branched (branchedstem) | 96.51 | 96% | 2022-04-07 |
| 12106. | William (william_david) | 96.51 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 12107. | Christian (christoiscool) | 96.51 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 12108. | jwhite (jwhite) | 96.51 | — | 2010-11-19 |
| 12109. | monners (monners) | 96.51 | 99% | 2022-05-08 |
| 12110. | Blender (taktisy) | 96.51 | 96% | 2015-11-11 |
| 12111. | daniel (idkwhatsavailable) | 96.50 | 100% | 2022-07-04 |
| 12112. | ZAKARIYA (elhilali_zakariya) | 96.50 | 98.9% | 2023-07-11 |
| 12113. | Jay (jjsplaness) | 96.50 | 95% | 2014-04-17 |
| 12114. | natalie (natannelie) | 96.50 | 98% | 2019-09-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |