So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 559. | (chqnges) | 129.42 | 97% | 2022-04-23 |
| 560. | (nonquit) | 129.42 | 92% | 2016-06-04 |
| 561. | (yoru15) | 129.39 | 98% | 2015-01-25 |
| 562. | (nexgenetix) | 129.38 | 94% | 2013-12-14 |
| 563. | (hammondjx) | 129.38 | 98% | 2013-07-02 |
| 564. | (aeternus) | 129.34 | 98% | 2012-04-25 |
| 565. | (callidor) | 129.30 | 96% | 2017-01-09 |
| 566. | (uptheante) | 129.30 | 98% | 2018-04-24 |
| 567. | (seterpully) | 129.30 | 100% | 2018-05-25 |
| 568. | (roguebelle) | 129.29 | — | 2009-01-09 |
| 569. | (itssean) | 129.29 | 100% | 2023-05-30 |
| 570. | (shappy) | 129.26 | — | 2010-08-10 |
| 571. | (mixxanber) | 129.20 | 98% | 2019-02-27 |
| 572. | (davrostf) | 129.17 | 99% | 2018-09-13 |
| 573. | (rewgoibaq) | 129.17 | 99% | 2015-10-20 |
| 574. | (noxcovenant) | 129.15 | 98% | 2013-09-28 |
| 575. | (willh) | 129.12 | 100% | 2014-05-28 |
| 576. | (veklion) | 129.11 | 99% | 2020-05-25 |
| 577. | (pavlova_conditioning) | 129.08 | 98% | 2023-04-15 |
| 578. | (relativexd) | 129.04 | 96% | 2020-02-09 |
| 579. | (kbharathala) | 129.04 | 98% | 2014-01-14 |
| 580. | (cypher_xd) | 129.02 | 98% | 2020-07-20 |
| 581. | rain (rainnonquit) | 129.01 | 98% | 2020-02-11 |
| 582. | (aelius_qwerty2) | 128.98 | 98.8% | 2023-10-12 |
| 583. | (torrentsrage) | 128.97 | 99% | 2012-03-27 |
| 584. | (arizemusic) | 128.95 | 99% | 2023-01-04 |
| 585. | (countrefresh) | 128.94 | 97% | 2019-04-25 |
| 586. | (bigdanglingd) | 128.92 | 96% | 2016-08-19 |
| 587. | (traykey) | 128.89 | 97% | 2016-01-09 |
| 588. | (himajintyper) | 128.87 | 99% | 2020-05-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |