I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11289. | Tyler (egan314) | 85.84 | 97% | 2022-08-17 |
| 11290. | Synth (quantum88) | 85.84 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
| 11291. | laezza (inimitabile) | 85.84 | 95% | 2021-10-28 |
| 11292. | Kevin (kevin_zhang) | 85.84 | 97% | 2021-06-10 |
| 11293. | Kenyaaa~~~ (kenzaa) | 85.84 | 98% | 2020-04-24 |
| 11294. | Rajat (rajat_singla) | 85.84 | 99% | 2018-09-05 |
| 11295. | KPoke (kpoke) | 85.83 | 98% | 2021-09-06 |
| 11296. | Jayro (miklolol) | 85.83 | 98% | 2018-04-17 |
| 11297. | Kuni (tamagoegg) | 85.82 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 11298. | ヴィエット (hsdpa365) | 85.82 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 11299. | Alexander (anfauglit) | 85.82 | 98.8% | 2024-11-28 |
| 11300. | Hadwart (hadwart) | 85.82 | 97% | 2022-03-31 |
| 11301. | Xavier (tuta09) | 85.82 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 11302. | iCry (icry) | 85.82 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
| 11303. | connie (conxlee) | 85.82 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 11304. | ArañaDelRio (kabsa1985) | 85.82 | 99% | 2018-12-03 |
| 11305. | haaatdog (haaatdog) | 85.81 | 99.4% | 2025-06-05 |
| 11306. | Vikram (indian_vikarm) | 85.81 | 98.8% | 2023-11-08 |
| 11307. | Wil$on (wilsonlee123) | 85.81 | 96% | 2023-07-02 |
| 11308. | Leimondu (roshia) | 85.81 | 96% | 2021-09-27 |
| 11309. | William (willbdaniels) | 85.81 | 95% | 2020-06-26 |
| 11310. | Adam (borasz) | 85.81 | 98% | 2017-03-02 |
| 11311. | jean (jeanneaa) | 85.80 | 97% | 2023-09-26 |
| 11312. | ithrowrocksatkids (ithrowro... | 85.80 | 95% | 2023-11-14 |
| 11313. | Lale (lol09224133008) | 85.80 | 98% | 2021-03-25 |
| 11314. | Hailee (perkypotato) | 85.80 | 98% | 2017-03-17 |
| 11315. | Jose (josethomas) | 85.78 | 98% | 2019-12-02 |
| 11316. | Ray (hollowpb40) | 85.78 | 96% | 2019-11-15 |
| 11317. | Elli (randomelli) | 85.78 | 98% | 2023-04-11 |
| 11318. | joni (squire2264) | 85.78 | 99% | 2022-11-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |