The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16358. | Praveen (ninethsense) | 77.89 | 98% | 2016-01-09 |
| 16359. | Simon (imp4l3r) | 77.89 | 96.7% | 2021-01-28 |
| 16360. | Melon (melonxo) | 77.89 | 93% | 2016-01-12 |
| 16361. | Jared (varmitz1) | 77.88 | 98% | 2021-11-04 |
| 16362. | Moola_80wpm (moola_80wpm) | 77.88 | 97% | 2022-09-30 |
| 16363. | Fenton (remastered21) | 77.88 | 93% | 2017-01-20 |
| 16364. | Mr. (jayskeels) | 77.88 | — | 2009-09-25 |
| 16365. | Amy (bluebluespirit) | 77.88 | — | 2011-01-20 |
| 16366. | Edward (dodo_zu) | 77.87 | — | 2010-06-12 |
| 16367. | faran (farankhan) | 77.87 | — | 2011-04-15 |
| 16368. | ray (rayearly2) | 77.86 | 98% | 2015-04-28 |
| 16369. | Dustin (dudelol) | 77.86 | 92% | 2012-10-12 |
| 16370. | Greg (gregmolick) | 77.86 | 91% | 2014-11-22 |
| 16371. | James (zapetus) | 77.86 | 99% | 2021-01-13 |
| 16372. | Andrew (osparks) | 77.86 | 92% | 2014-06-10 |
| 16373. | Mary (pewekute24) | 77.86 | — | 2010-01-22 |
| 16374. | wcbyte (wileyc19) | 77.85 | 97% | 2022-09-26 |
| 16375. | life (life1186) | 77.85 | 98% | 2022-10-04 |
| 16376. | Stefan (sheffbee) | 77.85 | 98% | 2022-08-21 |
| 16377. | Alexeï (g4520u10) | 77.84 | 99% | 2023-03-10 |
| 16378. | sophie (horses) | 77.84 | 91% | 2012-08-07 |
| 16379. | Patryk (pearl0) | 77.84 | 94% | 2012-12-19 |
| 16380. | cegprakash (cegprakash) | 77.84 | 96% | 2014-04-04 |
| 16381. | TImothy (timot3a) | 77.84 | 97% | 2018-03-20 |
| 16382. | Kanak - (berlari) | 77.84 | — | 2010-09-22 |
| 16383. | Alex (tra_pz) | 77.83 | 96% | 2021-12-06 |
| 16384. | Gruffydd (gruffydd) | 77.83 | 97% | 2017-09-02 |
| 16385. | elctp (elctplee) | 77.83 | 99% | 2014-02-14 |
| 16386. | Rahul (rahulshankar96) | 77.83 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
| 16387. | ApSad (apaars) | 77.83 | 94% | 2015-12-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |