Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1128. | Jake (jake_tyler) | 90.78 | 97% | 2021-08-21 |
| 1129. | america's deadliest god (he... | 90.78 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
| 1130. | Sanic (prolly90wpm) | 90.76 | 97% | 2020-08-04 |
| 1131. | j (jqxk) | 90.76 | 98% | 2020-09-16 |
| 1132. | pingu (pingu_workman) | 90.76 | 97% | 2020-04-27 |
| 1133. | KP (kp132124) | 90.75 | 97% | 2020-11-14 |
| 1134. | Fish (_fishbait_) | 90.74 | 98% | 2020-05-08 |
| 1135. | Pointyepic (pointyepic) | 90.74 | 96% | 2021-07-30 |
| 1136. | Bum (bumshakabum) | 90.73 | 99% | 2021-08-01 |
| 1137. | Eric (lonelymuffin) | 90.72 | 96% | 2019-03-10 |
| 1138. | Andy (ponchotang) | 90.71 | 96% | 2020-07-06 |
| 1139. | Tanner (hoke_t) | 90.70 | 98% | 2019-12-05 |
| 1140. | Jason (jasonbmagat) | 90.69 | 98% | 2021-08-11 |
| 1141. | MS (damanthc) | 90.67 | 98% | 2021-08-19 |
| 1142. | Daniel (hyunholee13) | 90.66 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 1143. | Romi (romino) | 90.65 | 99% | 2020-12-08 |
| 1144. | THE JEWELL (wildhorsesthe2nd) | 90.64 | 98% | 2019-03-01 |
| 1145. | Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. (dap... | 90.64 | 96% | 2020-10-05 |
| 1146. | Amy (amykamyz) | 90.63 | 97% | 2018-01-19 |
| 1147. | Anahit (anachan17) | 90.60 | 98% | 2017-11-10 |
| 1148. | Typografo (typografo) | 90.59 | 99% | 2021-07-29 |
| 1149. | Linus (frogplayz) | 90.58 | 97% | 2019-02-18 |
| 1150. | Handsome Boy Modeling Schoo... | 90.55 | 96% | 2017-12-09 |
| 1151. | Mark (imperius41) | 90.54 | 98% | 2020-04-29 |
| 1152. | Libby (libbitron) | 90.53 | 98% | 2020-02-07 |
| 1153. | Mendel (mendeljacks) | 90.51 | 99% | 2020-01-06 |
| 1154. | TheWookieeWay (thewookieeway) | 90.49 | 97% | 2018-07-08 |
| 1155. | u n' me? (bojeng) | 90.47 | 96% | 2019-03-08 |
| 1156. | Poi (joeymaloey) | 90.47 | 98% | 2019-01-08 |
| 1157. | Remy (remywang) | 90.46 | 98% | 2020-08-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |