I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26859. | Aarvaan (aarvaan) | 57.30 | 96% | 2023-05-12 |
| 26860. | Joshua (blackalgo) | 57.30 | 86% | 2011-12-10 |
| 26861. | Icyfox (dar4545) | 57.30 | — | 2011-04-19 |
| 26862. | Nils (colemakn) | 57.30 | 94% | 2011-07-21 |
| 26863. | paige (pxigecoates) | 57.29 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 26864. | blindKiller2.0 (blindkiller2) | 57.29 | 96.6% | 2023-10-31 |
| 26865. | Henrricos (henrricos) | 57.29 | 94% | 2020-12-14 |
| 26866. | Steve (spahun13) | 57.29 | — | 2010-05-18 |
| 26867. | john (remorth) | 57.29 | 95% | 2015-09-03 |
| 26868. | jtstanley (jtstanley9) | 57.29 | 88% | 2013-09-15 |
| 26869. | abhnv (abhnv) | 57.28 | 97% | 2020-01-27 |
| 26870. | CalMeTyper (rolls_reus) | 57.28 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
| 26871. | WannaSEEmore? (just_abu) | 57.28 | 94% | 2022-07-18 |
| 26872. | Sir_Durvington (sir_durving... | 57.28 | 96% | 2021-03-20 |
| 26873. | casey (tandrewine) | 57.28 | 90% | 2016-04-01 |
| 26874. | THINH (mr_thriving) | 57.28 | 97% | 2015-09-21 |
| 26875. | Hayaku (m0tt0_hayaku) | 57.27 | 96% | 2022-07-23 |
| 26876. | Far (farhan2019) | 57.27 | 96% | 2023-06-20 |
| 26877. | kewo (zvwmb) | 57.27 | 99% | 2014-09-16 |
| 26878. | 浩然 (whr88) | 57.27 | 98% | 2022-03-06 |
| 26879. | J.G. (jznhljg) | 57.27 | — | 2011-01-28 |
| 26880. | Hasnat (hasnatali) | 57.26 | 96% | 2023-03-27 |
| 26881. | Ideamaster (ideamaster) | 57.26 | 98% | 2012-08-17 |
| 26882. | Johnson (_golden) | 57.26 | 99% | 2023-08-26 |
| 26883. | amanda (manders83) | 57.26 | 94% | 2012-06-01 |
| 26884. | Orsan (kilnnt) | 57.26 | 94% | 2014-07-18 |
| 26885. | gas (gasman) | 57.25 | 98% | 2019-01-13 |
| 26886. | Marcus (boopbeepboopboop) | 57.25 | 95% | 2020-10-25 |
| 26887. | Atongs (atongs) | 57.25 | — | 2009-08-19 |
| 26888. | Kev (k3vl3w) | 57.25 | 93% | 2015-12-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |