I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7155. | Med (medbar) | 93.76 | 96% | 2022-03-14 |
| 7156. | Nick (cluelessneep) | 93.76 | 100% | 2021-12-09 |
| 7157. | BNYKGDT (hopelessly_serious) | 93.76 | 98% | 2022-09-24 |
| 7158. | Chimmy (chimmyjin) | 93.75 | 98% | 2023-05-20 |
| 7159. | Emma (nextexit) | 93.75 | 97.2% | 2024-02-26 |
| 7160. | Rick (ricknpc) | 93.75 | 96% | 2016-10-04 |
| 7161. | Tashrif (tashrif_shahriar) | 93.74 | 98% | 2022-01-25 |
| 7162. | g (gmcavoy) | 93.73 | 96% | 2023-02-24 |
| 7163. | Gloryan (shadowglory) | 93.73 | 90% | 2015-12-09 |
| 7164. | Sardar Taha (dice111) | 93.73 | 98% | 2018-03-10 |
| 7165. | Joe (joenodden) | 93.72 | 98.5% | 2024-01-25 |
| 7166. | Toast (michaelking) | 93.72 | 97% | 2020-03-24 |
| 7167. | Mahdi Lotfi (mahdilotfi) | 93.72 | 98% | 2022-09-12 |
| 7168. | ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ (potato321) | 93.72 | 97% | 2016-01-01 |
| 7169. | SteamingPileOfCowDung (stea... | 93.72 | 97% | 2015-04-27 |
| 7170. | Ella (itypefasterthanyou10) | 93.71 | 97% | 2023-07-04 |
| 7171. | MR BREAD 🍞 (mr529) | 93.70 | 98% | 2022-06-05 |
| 7172. | Jason (smacklefunky) | 93.70 | 98% | 2023-11-21 |
| 7173. | SEVEN (emelisosha) | 93.70 | 98% | 2022-06-05 |
| 7174. | Winter (winter_dawn) | 93.70 | 99% | 2022-07-08 |
| 7175. | blue (bluedragon_) | 93.70 | 97% | 2021-12-04 |
| 7176. | 🐍🐍🐍 (whitebeardhz) | 93.70 | 98% | 2021-12-30 |
| 7177. | Hovari (hovari) | 93.70 | 96% | 2022-07-21 |
| 7178. | Kels (kelsbookworm) | 93.69 | 98% | 2024-01-02 |
| 7179. | Nick (kraftmatic) | 93.69 | 98% | 2016-05-07 |
| 7180. | :| (hipparcos) | 93.69 | 95% | 2016-10-11 |
| 7181. | Justin (tokomaki) | 93.68 | 97% | 2016-05-09 |
| 7182. | 4Q (4thquartile) | 93.67 | 97% | 2024-10-07 |
| 7183. | BLueballs (neotitanium) | 93.67 | 97% | 2025-02-22 |
| 7184. | ileung37 (ileung37) | 93.67 | 99% | 2023-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |