I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12594. | Stephen (limikin) | 80.77 | 93% | 2016-06-21 |
| 12595. | Alex (rachkovsky) | 80.77 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 12596. | Petruccio (lolbraumm) | 80.77 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
| 12597. | Morin (lordgroovy) | 80.77 | 95% | 2022-10-24 |
| 12598. | kathol (kathol) | 80.77 | 98% | 2021-04-08 |
| 12599. | Richard (richaslions) | 80.76 | 97% | 2015-06-17 |
| 12600. | Dustin (athleticsaddict) | 80.76 | 96% | 2015-06-24 |
| 12601. | James (jamesiscoolxd) | 80.75 | 95% | 2024-03-11 |
| 12602. | jahseh (jahsehdro) | 80.75 | 97% | 2025-03-06 |
| 12603. | Fabian (redburningice) | 80.75 | 97% | 2023-12-30 |
| 12604. | Shahana (shahanas) | 80.75 | 98% | 2021-11-27 |
| 12605. | Marko (markidane) | 80.75 | 97% | 2021-12-09 |
| 12606. | SkyKatsura (skykatsura) | 80.75 | 95.3% | 2023-08-04 |
| 12607. | pbdev (pbdev) | 80.75 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 12608. | Roland (entr0cks) | 80.75 | 96% | 2016-07-31 |
| 12609. | Veronica (init2winit) | 80.75 | 98% | 2017-07-11 |
| 12610. | Mister Type Masta (wackospike) | 80.74 | 96.8% | 2024-11-08 |
| 12611. | Ulysses (baergo) | 80.74 | 99% | 2017-08-29 |
| 12612. | wlliam (williamqwerty3) | 80.74 | 94% | 2021-01-13 |
| 12613. | werpyp_dvorak (werpyp) | 80.74 | 96% | 2021-01-01 |
| 12614. | unowildcard (unowildcard) | 80.73 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
| 12615. | Louie John (loumexx12) | 80.73 | 97.5% | 2021-02-15 |
| 12616. | Arturs (hupapupa) | 80.73 | 96% | 2018-01-21 |
| 12617. | Nguyen (luungoc2005) | 80.73 | 94% | 2016-12-23 |
| 12618. | Gustav (gustavrenman) | 80.73 | 90% | 2017-02-25 |
| 12619. | iSimplyDontLag (cheetah118) | 80.72 | 96% | 2023-03-30 |
| 12620. | tehfu (brownmilk) | 80.72 | 96% | 2021-05-28 |
| 12621. | Ares (amandes) | 80.72 | 96% | 2019-09-18 |
| 12622. | Leah (liah2010) | 80.72 | 95% | 2017-07-11 |
| 12623. | Rodrigo (rdcmdev) | 80.72 | 98% | 2023-01-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |