So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13928. | johnbutactuallynotjohn (yes... | 78.38 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
| 13929. | Peter (perokema) | 78.37 | 98% | 2013-02-23 |
| 13930. | Martin (kompik) | 78.37 | 98% | 2013-01-02 |
| 13931. | Benay (benay127) | 78.37 | 97% | 2020-02-11 |
| 13932. | Ayush (ayuza3k) | 78.37 | 97% | 2023-04-17 |
| 13933. | Sean (zaynehasgills) | 78.37 | 95% | 2022-07-14 |
| 13934. | Dan (gaiusbaltar) | 78.36 | 86% | 2011-12-11 |
| 13935. | JV (maxmalakas) | 78.36 | 99% | 2018-04-11 |
| 13936. | Saoubin (subin_) | 78.36 | 98% | 2015-10-01 |
| 13937. | gamefanatic007 (gamefanatic... | 78.36 | 95% | 2021-01-27 |
| 13938. | Saul (sknifey) | 78.36 | 96% | 2019-03-05 |
| 13939. | Tiana (tt3al3a) | 78.36 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
| 13940. | Calvin Low (benderium_123) | 78.36 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
| 13941. | G@meCh@nger (satat) | 78.36 | 96.2% | 2023-09-23 |
| 13942. | Chaitanya (enpitsu_k) | 78.36 | 99% | 2022-12-30 |
| 13943. | Nonstoplink (nonstoplink2) | 78.36 | 94% | 2021-10-06 |
| 13944. | werpyp_dvorak (werpyp) | 78.35 | 97% | 2020-11-09 |
| 13945. | John (meteorslayer) | 78.35 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 13946. | Connor (bigringlover) | 78.35 | 97.7% | 2021-02-15 |
| 13947. | Ivan (hurricane14) | 78.35 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
| 13948. | PropheticNPC (potencity) | 78.35 | 97% | 2023-08-18 |
| 13949. | mle (personinexistence) | 78.35 | 97.7% | 2021-02-21 |
| 13950. | TouchTyping (touchtyping) | 78.34 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 13951. | Keegan (djkeegs) | 78.34 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
| 13952. | Jake (jakeidiomas) | 78.34 | 97% | 2018-03-15 |
| 13953. | Candice (cc_1217) | 78.33 | 94% | 2015-05-18 |
| 13954. | Flaccidbone (flaccidbone) | 78.33 | 96% | 2018-09-19 |
| 13955. | Bel (stormy) | 78.33 | — | 2009-08-21 |
| 13956. | Sean Paolo (seanpaolo_22) | 78.33 | 95% | 2021-10-12 |
| 13957. | Kanishk (kanishk101198) | 78.32 | 95% | 2021-01-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |