Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3557. | Jan (shortext) | 66.67 | 97% | 2019-07-22 |
| 3558. | Alex (tabkc7) | 66.63 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 3559. | YuHsiang (louisrt) | 66.63 | 98% | 2018-10-09 |
| 3560. | Vu (vuta) | 66.62 | 98% | 2019-01-02 |
| 3561. | Mo (moedd) | 66.61 | 96% | 2018-10-26 |
| 3562. | Angélica (angie10410) | 66.61 | 97% | 2018-06-06 |
| 3563. | em (mnnm) | 66.59 | 98% | 2018-11-16 |
| 3564. | Vulpxs_M (dessertfoxm) | 66.58 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
| 3565. | Tim (timmycruzer) | 66.57 | 95% | 2019-07-29 |
| 3566. | Nyano (nyano) | 66.56 | 96% | 2020-10-16 |
| 3567. | HawkEye (hawk_eye) | 66.55 | 94% | 2021-08-08 |
| 3568. | The Lone (the_arsh) | 66.55 | 97% | 2018-10-12 |
| 3569. | Mason (thesnutes) | 66.54 | 97% | 2020-04-17 |
| 3570. | Alex (p08r) | 66.54 | 95% | 2020-01-17 |
| 3571. | Ryan (godawesome) | 66.54 | 96% | 2017-08-28 |
| 3572. | Ghost racing medalists suck... | 66.53 | 98% | 2020-12-18 |
| 3573. | Taz (tazza1) | 66.52 | 96% | 2020-04-27 |
| 3574. | Izan (wei_wei_yap_yap) | 66.52 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
| 3575. | ♠Homer (pimpelkram) | 66.52 | 98% | 2017-10-06 |
| 3576. | (tulasaeueng) | 66.52 | 98% | 2019-05-14 |
| 3577. | keliturbo (hrabbi) | 66.51 | 95% | 2018-10-27 |
| 3578. | Sergey (sergeyscherbo) | 66.50 | 96% | 2017-09-12 |
| 3579. | Dan17 (dan_kang) | 66.49 | 97% | 2019-09-10 |
| 3580. | Thang (thangnh) | 66.49 | 99% | 2020-01-08 |
| 3581. | Away From Keyboard (AFK) (d... | 66.48 | 99% | 2021-08-10 |
| 3582. | peck&hunt (louieah) | 66.47 | 97% | 2020-07-02 |
| 3583. | erik (discopvn) | 66.47 | 96% | 2017-10-30 |
| 3584. | Alex (areinisch) | 66.47 | 99% | 2017-10-09 |
| 3585. | Diepday (linhleo372) | 66.46 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
| 3586. | Jessica (jeguar) | 66.45 | 95% | 2020-02-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |