I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10322. | Yorg (_yrg) | 84.46 | 98% | 2021-08-01 |
| 10323. | Duarte (haunted_cpp) | 84.46 | 95.3% | 2021-02-18 |
| 10324. | CameoAppearance (cameoappea... | 84.45 | 97% | 2024-08-20 |
| 10325. | Jusuf (jukanator) | 84.45 | 97% | 2023-05-30 |
| 10326. | raymart (raymartph) | 84.45 | 95.6% | 2025-02-27 |
| 10327. | KOCHENGOREN (renasha) | 84.45 | 97.8% | 2021-02-04 |
| 10328. | i got super slow (flareisno... | 84.45 | 94% | 2019-09-10 |
| 10329. | mikeeeee (typintypist) | 84.44 | 95.7% | 2024-12-24 |
| 10330. | Kelvin (keeelvin) | 84.44 | 97% | 2022-01-21 |
| 10331. | Alexander (pwnclub) | 84.44 | 94% | 2017-01-20 |
| 10332. | Loz (rightytypey) | 84.43 | 98% | 2021-06-07 |
| 10333. | I once bought a jackass and... | 84.43 | 97% | 2023-03-07 |
| 10334. | JiGsaW (homeboy2603) | 84.43 | 96% | 2019-11-13 |
| 10335. | Essowicz (laisso_) | 84.42 | 98% | 2021-07-14 |
| 10336. | Ramsudhan (sudhanlee) | 84.42 | 98% | 2023-01-14 |
| 10337. | Roy (scaryroy) | 84.42 | 97% | 2019-08-05 |
| 10338. | Graham (graham152) | 84.41 | 99% | 2019-09-27 |
| 10339. | Sean (seanigon) | 84.41 | 97% | 2018-08-02 |
| 10340. | James (ziskbit) | 84.41 | 98% | 2023-03-31 |
| 10341. | VitoLuziano (vitoluziano) | 84.41 | 97% | 2019-10-20 |
| 10342. | fatih (webfox) | 84.41 | 98% | 2021-11-25 |
| 10343. | Superior (scs_85) | 84.40 | 96.4% | 2024-12-25 |
| 10344. | Daniel (uheardmetrick) | 84.40 | 96% | 2018-12-02 |
| 10345. | Valentina (genericwhitemale) | 84.40 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
| 10346. | (proxy707) | 84.40 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 10347. | David (davidg0d) | 84.39 | 97% | 2021-11-02 |
| 10348. | juicemax (juicemax9) | 84.39 | 95.2% | 2024-01-03 |
| 10349. | Abhimanyu (tirelessclock) | 84.39 | 96% | 2022-02-02 |
| 10350. | Parinaz (parinaz11) | 84.39 | 95% | 2023-01-05 |
| 10351. | Nel (kanamis) | 84.39 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |