Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34316. | Arnel (nel23) | 44.98 | 97% | 2013-01-29 |
| 34317. | Kishan (69_420_ez) | 44.97 | 95% | 2022-01-09 |
| 34318. | Stirling (vanix) | 44.97 | 89% | 2015-06-04 |
| 34319. | jerry (sheep0109) | 44.97 | 92% | 2021-10-24 |
| 34320. | Muhammad (gaboen) | 44.97 | 86% | 2011-12-08 |
| 34321. | Godwin (gknyaga) | 44.97 | 98% | 2017-02-04 |
| 34322. | Sorapol (ckhoarmnp) | 44.96 | 96% | 2018-01-29 |
| 34323. | Vas (vasss) | 44.95 | 93% | 2020-07-13 |
| 34324. | ishank (extrano) | 44.94 | 97% | 2011-12-30 |
| 34325. | Dan (sandaniel) | 44.94 | 94% | 2012-10-02 |
| 34326. | Rachel (rachel2023) | 44.94 | 98.5% | 2023-09-23 |
| 34327. | IanL (jeedaiian) | 44.94 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
| 34328. | Shaco (lxfjohnson) | 44.94 | — | 2010-03-31 |
| 34329. | TRẦN QUANG TƯỞNG (tuon... | 44.94 | — | 2009-07-14 |
| 34330. | Nitzu (xrelux) | 44.94 | — | 2010-11-08 |
| 34331. | dor (superod) | 44.94 | — | 2009-07-31 |
| 34332. | Captian (waznman) | 44.93 | 95% | 2018-07-16 |
| 34333. | Lazare (_lazzzare_) | 44.93 | 95% | 2023-10-02 |
| 34334. | Ashish Tomer (ashishtomer) | 44.93 | 95% | 2023-04-29 |
| 34335. | Marcus (cool141414) | 44.93 | 88% | 2013-05-06 |
| 34336. | khansa (khansamazaya) | 44.93 | 97% | 2021-01-28 |
| 34337. | fritz (fritz26) | 44.93 | — | 2009-05-17 |
| 34338. | khon (tropelet) | 44.93 | 98% | 2012-02-25 |
| 34339. | Dimtris (skillsaur) | 44.92 | 92% | 2019-11-14 |
| 34340. | Monk (monk_ind999) | 44.92 | 92% | 2023-02-14 |
| 34341. | Loki (l0k1) | 44.92 | 96% | 2016-01-13 |
| 34342. | mxnvrch (mxnvrch) | 44.92 | 94% | 2020-11-17 |
| 34343. | Peter (peterm512) | 44.92 | 88% | 2013-11-09 |
| 34344. | xxindoxx (xxindoxx) | 44.92 | 96% | 2016-05-10 |
| 34345. | azken (ahmfekerz) | 44.92 | 84% | 2016-08-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |