So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27423. | Paul (pfelto) | 57.11 | 96% | 2022-02-20 |
| 27424. | Old Man Fingers (oldmanfing... | 57.11 | 95% | 2023-01-10 |
| 27425. | Real (real_zeus) | 57.11 | 98% | 2021-04-04 |
| 27426. | Omkar (omkardalvi001) | 57.11 | 95% | 2020-06-05 |
| 27427. | Adi33 (aditutu69) | 57.11 | 91% | 2011-08-04 |
| 27428. | Lucas (l_u_c_a_s) | 57.10 | 95% | 2022-01-27 |
| 27429. | Rael (duytvking) | 57.10 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 27430. | Atabek (atabekarapov14) | 57.10 | 94% | 2020-12-17 |
| 27431. | Sorgalim (sorgalim) | 57.10 | 95% | 2020-03-25 |
| 27432. | duressaJemal (duretyperacer) | 57.09 | 96% | 2022-10-09 |
| 27433. | maltinyu (maltinyu) | 57.09 | 95% | 2021-05-08 |
| 27434. | Arvensis (technolancer) | 57.09 | 95% | 2020-04-28 |
| 27435. | very (very_how) | 57.09 | 96% | 2016-09-19 |
| 27436. | Zakaru (gaudo1991) | 57.09 | 91% | 2012-08-21 |
| 27437. | GotNoType (gotnotype) | 57.09 | 93% | 2017-02-14 |
| 27438. | Birk (bstar) | 57.09 | 90% | 2013-07-27 |
| 27439. | Billy (onlychance) | 57.08 | 95% | 2022-07-16 |
| 27440. | Cody (ayomah) | 57.08 | 95% | 2022-06-17 |
| 27441. | kabir (_kabir) | 57.08 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
| 27442. | Shane (incarnate) | 57.08 | 92% | 2011-10-26 |
| 27443. | Jef (poberjef) | 57.08 | 98% | 2012-03-29 |
| 27444. | Darren (darren) | 57.08 | 94% | 2012-02-16 |
| 27445. | Jake (wavegamble) | 57.08 | 92% | 2013-01-14 |
| 27446. | Michael (doomcon) | 57.08 | 80% | 2014-11-10 |
| 27447. | Mondo (mondo3011) | 57.07 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
| 27448. | Fergie (fergiedvorak) | 57.07 | 96% | 2022-05-23 |
| 27449. | Ahmed (ahemd1982) | 57.07 | 97% | 2023-07-16 |
| 27450. | Lukas (lukas_lmao) | 57.07 | 93.2% | 2021-02-23 |
| 27451. | scsdawg (scsdawg) | 57.07 | 94% | 2021-03-31 |
| 27452. | Ian (petperson) | 57.07 | 88% | 2012-08-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |