Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1636. | kekto (theslavemaster) | 85.47 | 98% | 2018-04-21 |
| 1637. | Ze (jiangzehua) | 85.45 | 95% | 2017-12-11 |
| 1638. | Andre (myagmea) | 85.44 | 98% | 2020-02-19 |
| 1639. | Aris (apaul) | 85.44 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 1640. | therealed777 (handwritingch... | 85.43 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 1641. | eg (chorbe) | 85.43 | 99% | 2019-01-24 |
| 1642. | Gee (ggayowsky) | 85.42 | 99% | 2019-07-08 |
| 1643. | Jakob (jakobtm) | 85.41 | 97% | 2017-11-27 |
| 1644. | Trevor (charon) | 85.40 | 99% | 2018-11-21 |
| 1645. | Zachary (zgreenspan) | 85.35 | 98% | 2017-11-11 |
| 1646. | 港女 (hkgal) | 85.33 | 97% | 2018-07-06 |
| 1647. | Pepega (fips) | 85.33 | 97% | 2017-09-03 |
| 1648. | Kumar (kayush) | 85.25 | 98% | 2019-11-18 |
| 1649. | Zach (zach_bill) | 85.25 | 97% | 2018-11-13 |
| 1650. | Ivan (hurricane14) | 85.23 | 98% | 2020-10-09 |
| 1651. | Atas (atas) | 85.23 | 97% | 2020-04-18 |
| 1652. | doquan (doquannnn) | 85.21 | 97% | 2020-09-14 |
| 1653. | waugh (waugh) | 85.21 | 96% | 2019-07-18 |
| 1654. | Trav (travm) | 85.19 | 98% | 2018-08-24 |
| 1655. | k (mc0sta) | 85.17 | 99% | 2020-01-15 |
| 1656. | tstats[jack18] (jack18) | 85.17 | 97% | 2019-01-08 |
| 1657. | Megha (heyoo_) | 85.15 | 98% | 2019-05-29 |
| 1658. | Shut (ihavekillaura) | 85.13 | 97% | 2019-03-08 |
| 1659. | Mijo (marimahuna1) | 85.07 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
| 1660. | mayk (naaayt) | 85.06 | 98% | 2018-09-22 |
| 1661. | AdilDSW (adildsw) | 85.06 | 98% | 2018-01-22 |
| 1662. | Mick (m_flo) | 85.05 | 97% | 2017-12-14 |
| 1663. | kevin (pepelaugh) | 85.05 | 97% | 2019-04-12 |
| 1664. | T2fast4u (pnwtrevorb) | 85.05 | 97% | 2020-10-11 |
| 1665. | Mark (qwedas09) | 85.04 | 98% | 2019-04-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |