I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22224. | Kevin (numzyonyt) | 56.63 | 95% | 2021-02-02 |
| 22225. | Avalanche (arnobel) | 56.63 | 97% | 2021-11-19 |
| 22226. | wayexzee (wayexzee) | 56.62 | 95% | 2021-03-18 |
| 22227. | ForrestGump (forrestcamp) | 56.62 | 97% | 2018-07-17 |
| 22228. | Scared (scared_sans) | 56.61 | 95% | 2023-02-04 |
| 22229. | Eros (georgepanta) | 56.61 | 95% | 2023-01-06 |
| 22230. | Saima (maryam_chaudhary) | 56.61 | 98.7% | 2023-10-20 |
| 22231. | John (whalenj) | 56.61 | 99% | 2017-12-14 |
| 22232. | Moin (mdsun72) | 56.61 | 99% | 2021-01-18 |
| 22233. | t11h (t111h) | 56.60 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
| 22234. | Clay (clay10swag) | 56.60 | 96% | 2019-04-08 |
| 22235. | Shviraj (shivrajwabale) | 56.60 | 97% | 2018-10-25 |
| 22236. | Monica (pikaninja) | 56.59 | 98% | 2019-03-30 |
| 22237. | Mohammed (kondara) | 56.59 | 94% | 2021-05-04 |
| 22238. | Đinh Xuân Khương (khuon... | 56.59 | 96% | 2022-11-20 |
| 22239. | Gloon (jksthing) | 56.59 | 96% | 2025-02-17 |
| 22240. | R'lyeh (watermelon06) | 56.58 | 97% | 2022-10-18 |
| 22241. | Marwan (utilemerotr) | 56.58 | 96% | 2023-03-26 |
| 22242. | afq984 (afq984) | 56.58 | 98% | 2021-05-15 |
| 22243. | mg (mg500) | 56.58 | 85% | 2017-05-16 |
| 22244. | Aidan (b8its) | 56.57 | 94% | 2021-02-23 |
| 22245. | Nitro (nitropoops) | 56.56 | 97% | 2020-11-13 |
| 22246. | vrum vrum (elex_) | 56.56 | 96% | 2022-01-05 |
| 22247. | ur (llama1108) | 56.56 | 96.6% | 2021-01-31 |
| 22248. | Rian (__kat__) | 56.55 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 22249. | Matthew (matty_daddy) | 56.55 | 92% | 2021-03-04 |
| 22250. | Sergey (steelassasin) | 56.55 | 95% | 2017-07-24 |
| 22251. | Shader (shader_zxa) | 56.54 | 95% | 2024-05-20 |
| 22252. | Shayan (zackroos) | 56.54 | 98% | 2021-05-03 |
| 22253. | JustAnotherPerson (plankcip... | 56.54 | 95.5% | 2021-02-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |