The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13861. | Noel (noey) | 38.00 | — | 2009-01-12 |
| 13862. | pickaxe (pickaxe_) | 37.99 | 94% | 2023-01-23 |
| 13863. | Adam (o0bananarama0o) | 37.99 | 89% | 2017-02-16 |
| 13864. | K kun (keating) | 37.99 | 91% | 2015-09-14 |
| 13865. | Juany (juany_boy) | 37.98 | 89% | 2023-08-07 |
| 13866. | fname (jodeapple) | 37.97 | 92% | 2014-10-20 |
| 13867. | Shital (roman_jaat) | 37.96 | 92% | 2022-10-02 |
| 13868. | Son - (son_metal) | 37.96 | 95% | 2021-01-17 |
| 13869. | Corbin (bigmoneymoore) | 37.96 | 95% | 2013-03-22 |
| 13870. | mikita (nikitaart) | 37.94 | 94% | 2021-06-26 |
| 13871. | Suvidhi (coco_coco) | 37.94 | 84% | 2017-05-20 |
| 13872. | Peter (metalhead2021) | 37.94 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
| 13873. | birendra (kitsbiru) | 37.94 | 92% | 2016-11-29 |
| 13874. | tran van (johnnytu1) | 37.93 | — | 2009-04-13 |
| 13875. | nada (nadaadel9114) | 37.93 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 13876. | Linda (li_ndt) | 37.93 | 94% | 2014-05-06 |
| 13877. | Wasim Khan (wasim_khan_0) | 37.92 | 97% | 2022-10-05 |
| 13878. | Rider (akshay_2356) | 37.92 | 92% | 2023-03-07 |
| 13879. | granted (grantedonline) | 37.92 | 93.5% | 2021-02-13 |
| 13880. | Chuck (chuck67322) | 37.92 | — | 2009-04-14 |
| 13881. | dan (danie) | 37.92 | — | 2009-06-10 |
| 13882. | natha (zynga) | 37.91 | 97% | 2017-02-19 |
| 13883. | Always Stupid (asah) | 37.91 | 94% | 2013-09-02 |
| 13884. | Ullash (ullash2_0) | 37.90 | 95% | 2022-11-15 |
| 13885. | Ulday (ulday) | 37.90 | 90% | 2013-04-13 |
| 13886. | Ale (ale1289) | 37.89 | 92% | 2013-01-20 |
| 13887. | Hyman (hylai0714) | 37.89 | — | 2009-04-04 |
| 13888. | Dre (dre11) | 37.89 | 85% | 2017-03-07 |
| 13889. | Draunzer (draunzer23) | 37.88 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
| 13890. | tham (thampham) | 37.88 | — | 2009-04-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |