The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9130. | Jhaztyn (jhaztyn) | 48.63 | 96% | 2012-01-06 |
| 9131. | Kakak (craby0) | 48.63 | 88% | 2014-02-01 |
| 9132. | Tom (killermoobs) | 48.63 | 87% | 2016-05-10 |
| 9133. | jessica (jessicanguyen) | 48.63 | — | 2010-10-02 |
| 9134. | apacuka gyula (apacuka) | 48.62 | 100% | 2023-07-02 |
| 9135. | billy (inyourface45) | 48.62 | 94% | 2017-09-27 |
| 9136. | Delaila (delaila) | 48.62 | 92% | 2015-03-20 |
| 9137. | Abraham (park) | 48.62 | — | 2009-01-15 |
| 9138. | Learning (lcol) | 48.62 | 89% | 2014-01-07 |
| 9139. | Jessica (jessicatran1997) | 48.62 | — | 2009-09-11 |
| 9140. | Jessie (edgey) | 48.62 | — | 2009-03-22 |
| 9141. | Abdelmohaymn (abdelmohaymn) | 48.61 | 95% | 2022-05-28 |
| 9142. | Harry (ceelno) | 48.61 | 97% | 2022-08-04 |
| 9143. | luke (eodik_rake) | 48.61 | 96% | 2018-06-06 |
| 9144. | anna (abaron825) | 48.61 | 93% | 2016-05-22 |
| 9145. | 5th place (aj300031990) | 48.61 | 96% | 2014-04-07 |
| 9146. | zozo (shjbxdz) | 48.60 | 97% | 2023-01-09 |
| 9147. | Samuel (washedscroll76) | 48.60 | 96% | 2022-07-29 |
| 9148. | fakhry (fakhryodi) | 48.60 | 96% | 2021-08-29 |
| 9149. | Ahmed (mensh98) | 48.60 | 91% | 2011-06-15 |
| 9150. | Laura (waterybroth) | 48.60 | 97% | 2013-08-09 |
| 9151. | Karlo (tsolololz) | 48.59 | 92% | 2011-07-20 |
| 9152. | Rascasse (razcazze) | 48.59 | 95% | 2023-05-13 |
| 9153. | marcish (marcish05) | 48.59 | 85% | 2013-08-06 |
| 9154. | Morphy (morpheus101) | 48.59 | 94% | 2021-03-13 |
| 9155. | Phie (phie14) | 48.59 | 92% | 2012-10-01 |
| 9156. | Joel (jokon2) | 48.59 | 93% | 2011-09-25 |
| 9157. | James (jugglingking) | 48.59 | — | 2010-10-05 |
| 9158. | peter (peterfromtaiwan) | 48.58 | — | 2010-07-12 |
| 9159. | Matteo (matteoro) | 48.58 | 90% | 2012-04-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |