I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8397. | Zihan (zihanwei) | 94.43 | 99.4% | 2024-04-13 |
| 8398. | Dum (getintherobotshinji) | 94.43 | 99% | 2019-12-06 |
| 8399. | Jerry (jl22) | 94.42 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 8400. | Andrew (trazer) | 94.42 | 96% | 2018-11-05 |
| 8401. | Huy (pikeman222) | 94.42 | 100% | 2018-01-10 |
| 8402. | Illuminati (jugglerilluminati) | 94.42 | 96% | 2017-05-24 |
| 8403. | åaosudhaousbdsøouajnbdøo... | 94.41 | 99% | 2024-01-29 |
| 8404. | mariachi (mdl0100) | 94.41 | 94.8% | 2024-12-25 |
| 8405. | Tom (tom_shipley) | 94.41 | 97.2% | 2024-12-03 |
| 8406. | vansik noobek (awe_erce) | 94.40 | 97% | 2022-12-05 |
| 8407. | Arkadios (arkadios) | 94.40 | 97% | 2017-09-15 |
| 8408. | adyingnation (adyingnation) | 94.39 | 97.2% | 2024-04-23 |
| 8409. | Avi (avispeedracer28) | 94.39 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| 8410. | VV (clowncollege) | 94.38 | 99% | 2021-06-21 |
| 8411. | Hans (b3n1s) | 94.38 | 98% | 2023-03-08 |
| 8412. | Kartavya (kartavyajain) | 94.38 | 98% | 2021-02-27 |
| 8413. | (⌯˃̶᷄ ﹏ ˂̶᷄⌯)... | 94.37 | 95% | 2022-07-29 |
| 8414. | random (waltersgo) | 94.37 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 8415. | kr02lc (kreadzz) | 94.36 | 96% | 2022-09-12 |
| 8416. | mistral (orangemistrall) | 94.35 | 98.8% | 2023-09-16 |
| 8417. | Damn (dammmson) | 94.35 | 98.2% | 2024-04-29 |
| 8418. | Matcha (matcha_pudding) | 94.35 | 99% | 2021-05-29 |
| 8419. | Raven (mihawk_1414) | 94.35 | 97% | 2023-04-16 |
| 8420. | Love♥ (harshs99) | 94.35 | 98% | 2018-11-16 |
| 8421. | Ken (geefie) | 94.35 | 96.7% | 2024-08-27 |
| 8422. | ju yun (schylarker) | 94.35 | 98% | 2017-02-15 |
| 8423. | Uroš (grujidis) | 94.34 | 96% | 2019-02-02 |
| 8424. | Faizan (fishiaz) | 94.34 | 98% | 2022-03-31 |
| 8425. | Darren (kn0wn4) | 94.33 | 97% | 2021-05-12 |
| 8426. | Braeden (breadboimccroy) | 94.33 | 97.1% | 2024-11-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |