Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5292. | Aaron (mountrr) | 51.58 | 95% | 2020-01-29 |
| 5293. | Ivor (ivortoth) | 51.54 | 96% | 2018-11-02 |
| 5294. | Lee (whaocool) | 51.53 | 94% | 2017-08-29 |
| 5295. | Shrav (shravstars15) | 51.52 | 98% | 2020-08-07 |
| 5296. | Gaurav (gs1205) | 51.50 | 94% | 2018-06-19 |
| 5297. | shawn (troublend) | 51.48 | 95% | 2020-07-08 |
| 5298. | Aditya (aditya097) | 51.48 | 95% | 2020-12-15 |
| 5299. | EndlessWhite (rowanl3) | 51.48 | 94% | 2017-08-31 |
| 5300. | Jose (sand62) | 51.46 | 94% | 2018-08-08 |
| 5301. | justin (flashxxx) | 51.44 | 96% | 2019-07-31 |
| 5302. | Mindjolt (mindjolt) | 51.44 | 95% | 2018-09-14 |
| 5303. | anif (slow_pianist) | 51.43 | 93% | 2020-11-17 |
| 5304. | ssiKY (ssiky) | 51.43 | 94% | 2020-10-20 |
| 5305. | Schnitzel (cthulhuai) | 51.43 | 96% | 2019-02-15 |
| 5306. | kicksent (kicksent) | 51.41 | 97% | 2019-06-07 |
| 5307. | Mohamed (mednoun) | 51.39 | 98% | 2021-08-16 |
| 5308. | walker (walker0) | 51.37 | 96% | 2019-05-23 |
| 5309. | ....VIRENDER (veer365) | 51.36 | 95% | 2017-09-21 |
| 5310. | Jordan (invictusj) | 51.35 | 95% | 2018-12-04 |
| 5311. | Fabian (fabii1309) | 51.34 | 95% | 2020-08-28 |
| 5312. | OblivionGlisor (gliscor2004) | 51.34 | 95% | 2019-11-26 |
| 5313. | Dan Jayson (danjayson) | 51.34 | 94% | 2019-03-01 |
| 5314. | Zaki (menza_zm) | 51.32 | 94% | 2018-11-19 |
| 5315. | Kurai (kuraiflame) | 51.32 | 92% | 2019-04-08 |
| 5316. | Richard (mrm3man) | 51.31 | 96% | 2020-04-17 |
| 5317. | Virtually Julia (virtually_... | 51.31 | 97% | 2019-11-27 |
| 5318. | A (dasupakiwi) | 51.30 | 92% | 2021-08-13 |
| 5319. | Eetu (mandarilleri) | 51.30 | 94% | 2018-01-17 |
| 5320. | Naim (naim_elias) | 51.30 | 97% | 2019-08-08 |
| 5321. | Jason (postmaster) | 51.29 | 92% | 2020-08-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |