The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10492. | bvckspvce (slowracerx) | 88.08 | 97% | 2022-11-25 |
| 10493. | Pedraam (pedraam) | 88.08 | 97% | 2017-02-19 |
| 10494. | SeanBona (pball4ever) | 88.08 | 95% | 2014-01-20 |
| 10495. | Muhammad Iqbal (mitiqi) | 88.07 | 96% | 2013-05-08 |
| 10496. | melz (melzidek) | 88.06 | 90% | 2014-01-09 |
| 10497. | Deric (dericimoe) | 88.06 | 97% | 2015-07-07 |
| 10498. | Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. (dap... | 88.06 | 97% | 2019-01-03 |
| 10499. | imbad (imbad789) | 88.05 | 97% | 2021-10-17 |
| 10500. | ph (phmi) | 88.05 | 98% | 2022-05-24 |
| 10501. | Eajno (eajno) | 88.05 | 97% | 2016-11-26 |
| 10502. | John (you_me) | 88.05 | — | 2009-02-27 |
| 10503. | Mitch◕‿◕ (swerkxs) | 88.05 | 90% | 2015-01-12 |
| 10504. | David (davvxd) | 88.04 | 97.5% | 2021-02-23 |
| 10505. | Corey (cjbro) | 88.04 | 97% | 2011-08-14 |
| 10506. | Is there a self? (deckard_4) | 88.04 | 97% | 2020-07-16 |
| 10507. | Mahmoud (mastercyrax) | 88.04 | 92% | 2014-02-15 |
| 10508. | remii (playtime881) | 88.03 | 92% | 2015-07-27 |
| 10509. | Jacob (emptypaintbrush) | 88.03 | 98% | 2022-03-29 |
| 10510. | patrick (paaaatea) | 88.03 | 97% | 2022-04-18 |
| 10511. | vyst (vystoric) | 88.03 | 96.1% | 2021-02-26 |
| 10512. | Rahul (jet_blazer) | 88.03 | 97% | 2011-06-17 |
| 10513. | Sidney (sidneypham) | 88.03 | 92% | 2014-01-15 |
| 10514. | Aditya Prakash (typist2) | 88.03 | 93% | 2011-09-25 |
| 10515. | Cancyr (cancyr) | 88.02 | 97% | 2022-07-31 |
| 10516. | speedo (priteshacharya) | 88.01 | 97% | 2013-05-28 |
| 10517. | Kitception (kitception) | 88.01 | 96.8% | 2023-10-13 |
| 10518. | Alexander (aznimalex) | 88.01 | 92% | 2013-11-10 |
| 10519. | P (pchen) | 88.01 | 95% | 2012-12-12 |
| 10520. | Brian (multimatum) | 88.01 | 95% | 2014-04-26 |
| 10521. | Jonny (schitzngiglz) | 88.00 | 89% | 2012-07-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |