Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12402. | when (pigybank) | 69.01 | 95% | 2024-02-29 |
| 12403. | Pat (pwsn21) | 69.01 | 94% | 2022-02-27 |
| 12404. | Albara'a (albara_k) | 69.01 | 97% | 2023-09-15 |
| 12405. | Sandesh (sandeshjoshi) | 69.01 | 93.8% | 2024-04-12 |
| 12406. | Monica (monokuro) | 69.01 | 95.5% | 2021-02-01 |
| 12407. | (you) (user_phil) | 69.01 | 97% | 2018-06-27 |
| 12408. | Jack (randomdize) | 69.01 | 97% | 2018-07-26 |
| 12409. | Nicholas (marinesplit) | 69.00 | 95% | 2017-06-12 |
| 12410. | law (lawx) | 69.00 | 98% | 2018-09-07 |
| 12411. | lance (laurence321) | 69.00 | 97% | 2025-07-14 |
| 12412. | jazzy (jazzyboop) | 69.00 | 97.2% | 2023-10-13 |
| 12413. | pouya (pooyamz) | 69.00 | 97.6% | 2025-05-31 |
| 12414. | SImo (__simo__) | 69.00 | 96% | 2025-07-24 |
| 12415. | paul (pmaster64) | 68.99 | 93% | 2020-07-25 |
| 12416. | Bob Gnarly (lobmys) | 68.99 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 12417. | this (taehyung_3012) | 68.99 | 95% | 2020-05-13 |
| 12418. | Snowball (snowball807) | 68.98 | 98% | 2023-01-05 |
| 12419. | WinG9G (vving020515) | 68.98 | 97% | 2021-12-05 |
| 12420. | VitaliK (vitalik_2961) | 68.98 | 94% | 2023-05-05 |
| 12421. | Shreyas (shreyaschavhan) | 68.98 | 97.5% | 2023-07-01 |
| 12422. | Bassim (bassim) | 68.98 | 96% | 2023-04-03 |
| 12423. | Nerx (rshield) | 68.98 | 96% | 2020-12-03 |
| 12424. | Doodle (doodleswagz) | 68.97 | 96% | 2023-03-20 |
| 12425. | NecroCW (necrocw) | 68.96 | 94% | 2022-03-26 |
| 12426. | Giang (gianglaodai) | 68.96 | 99% | 2022-06-26 |
| 12427. | stephen (chonky_boi) | 68.96 | 97% | 2022-06-18 |
| 12428. | Nasrullah (nasrullah) | 68.96 | 97% | 2022-11-07 |
| 12429. | Mohammed (ledger67) | 68.96 | 97% | 2022-02-21 |
| 12430. | Chinmay_Tiwari (chinmay_tiw... | 68.95 | 96.9% | 2024-05-02 |
| 12431. | Cloud (cloud_bolssom) | 68.95 | 95% | 2021-11-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |