So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22793. | Mahbob (mahboob_alavi) | 64.08 | 95% | 2022-10-07 |
| 22794. | Flannelsoff (evanv) | 64.08 | 88% | 2012-10-20 |
| 22795. | shona (tamannashrm104@gmail... | 64.08 | 98% | 2012-01-02 |
| 22796. | Kian (kian) | 64.08 | — | 2008-12-15 |
| 22797. | John (loki83jcg) | 64.07 | 96% | 2019-10-28 |
| 22798. | tiffany (thubbard1120) | 64.07 | 98% | 2023-08-13 |
| 22799. | Umer (programmer_1) | 64.07 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 22800. | Pakistan (ethanithiel) | 64.07 | 99% | 2019-09-17 |
| 22801. | racer (racer1212) | 64.07 | — | 2011-01-17 |
| 22802. | Daniel (berg1989) | 64.06 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
| 22803. | William (normalizejoey) | 64.06 | 96% | 2021-12-22 |
| 22804. | CaixaOca (caixaoca) | 64.06 | 97% | 2023-06-07 |
| 22805. | Tom (totallytom) | 64.06 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 22806. | Inception (inception1) | 64.06 | 94% | 2021-02-01 |
| 22807. | Iiro (dotpreach) | 64.06 | 91% | 2012-10-16 |
| 22808. | R. Jin (fussa) | 64.06 | 93% | 2014-10-08 |
| 22809. | prairie2022 (prairie) | 64.05 | 97% | 2022-07-18 |
| 22810. | Colemark (iamkenzo) | 64.05 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
| 22811. | Michael (usedtank14) | 64.05 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 22812. | AJ (vvatti@gmail.com) | 64.05 | 96% | 2022-12-09 |
| 22813. | Nirav Jain (jainnirav88) | 64.05 | 95.9% | 2021-02-13 |
| 22814. | Pongal (decoder96) | 64.05 | 96% | 2019-12-28 |
| 22815. | OGCJN (ogcjn) | 64.05 | 97% | 2017-09-14 |
| 22816. | CoXx (coxxtu) | 64.04 | 96% | 2023-06-10 |
| 22817. | chris (nobuken) | 64.04 | 96% | 2012-02-10 |
| 22818. | Jonathan (theclashboy) | 64.04 | 95% | 2022-02-12 |
| 22819. | Reza (reza_joonm) | 64.04 | 93% | 2013-06-16 |
| 22820. | DataCrusader (faruzzy) | 64.04 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 22821. | Qace (qace) | 64.04 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 22822. | Tuan (nauthnim) | 64.04 | 96% | 2018-02-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |