Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3119. | Norma (noron596) | 75.77 | 95% | 2018-11-09 |
| 3120. | iHDeveloper (ihdeveloper) | 75.77 | 96% | 2020-01-26 |
| 3121. | 1st (toomtam) | 75.77 | 98% | 2019-02-19 |
| 3122. | CS (brown2607) | 75.76 | 97% | 2018-02-03 |
| 3123. | Aidan (aidanadam) | 75.76 | 96% | 2019-08-27 |
| 3124. | Mark (alphaone) | 75.76 | 95% | 2020-11-15 |
| 3125. | Tycho (tychobroucke) | 75.75 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 3126. | oliver (oliverscythe) | 75.75 | 97% | 2017-11-08 |
| 3127. | 추방 (zhiend) | 75.75 | 97% | 2019-12-04 |
| 3128. | Doge (gans356) | 75.74 | 97% | 2020-06-04 |
| 3129. | Yuanji Hu (kurandge) | 75.74 | 99% | 2018-06-04 |
| 3130. | Grace (gcarley) | 75.72 | 98% | 2020-02-04 |
| 3131. | Henry (henry_court) | 75.72 | 97% | 2018-11-09 |
| 3132. | RandaltheSandal (randalthes... | 75.71 | 96% | 2019-12-22 |
| 3133. | Jeff (edvan_) | 75.71 | 97% | 2018-12-12 |
| 3134. | TypeLX (gamerleelxo) | 75.70 | 98% | 2018-02-02 |
| 3135. | Chang (vuechangz) | 75.69 | 96% | 2017-09-27 |
| 3136. | Nick (itsaloof) | 75.68 | 97% | 2019-10-04 |
| 3137. | lou (oneeyedtoad) | 75.67 | 96% | 2020-08-07 |
| 3138. | Gagan (gaganso) | 75.67 | 97% | 2018-05-26 |
| 3139. | Skilton (skilton) | 75.67 | 96% | 2020-06-09 |
| 3140. | M (maximilian04) | 75.65 | 97% | 2019-05-20 |
| 3141. | Oleg (oleg27) | 75.65 | 95% | 2020-12-16 |
| 3142. | Regaining (amirpci) | 75.64 | 98% | 2017-07-18 |
| 3143. | ILoveFelix (ilovefelix) | 75.62 | 94% | 2020-09-05 |
| 3144. | George (geoioanid) | 75.62 | 97% | 2018-09-29 |
| 3145. | Hans (brotaufstrich) | 75.62 | 96% | 2019-10-30 |
| 3146. | Dulat (dulattypes) | 75.61 | 98% | 2019-10-24 |
| 3147. | Jake (300476) | 75.61 | 97% | 2019-02-09 |
| 3148. | Austin (au_oz) | 75.60 | 95% | 2018-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |