And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33187. | surya (suryateja) | 55.97 | 97% | 2012-08-14 |
| 33188. | Brandon (dvorak_scrub) | 55.97 | 93% | 2015-07-26 |
| 33189. | Saeed (saeid_71) | 55.97 | 94% | 2014-05-18 |
| 33190. | azken (ahmfekerz) | 55.97 | 91% | 2016-09-02 |
| 33191. | Yunior (yunior) | 55.97 | — | 2010-09-19 |
| 33192. | shelby (shel) | 55.97 | — | 2009-04-17 |
| 33193. | graeme (donaldson906) | 55.97 | — | 2010-01-17 |
| 33194. | wallofeyes_ (mrnusk23) | 55.96 | 95% | 2022-05-05 |
| 33195. | Keczup (keczupke) | 55.96 | 96% | 2018-06-17 |
| 33196. | Paul (ozflyer) | 55.96 | — | 2009-05-11 |
| 33197. | Capt'n (captainkenway) | 55.95 | 94% | 2016-11-28 |
| 33198. | Sung (sung321) | 55.95 | 96% | 2018-06-16 |
| 33199. | vikas (vikas17) | 55.95 | 90% | 2012-12-09 |
| 33200. | Dick (rock51) | 55.95 | 93% | 2016-10-29 |
| 33201. | MrCreep (mrcreep_dvorak) | 55.94 | 95% | 2022-08-19 |
| 33202. | Elizabeth (smurf123) | 55.94 | 97% | 2012-08-29 |
| 33203. | Limon (mhlimon) | 55.93 | 98% | 2019-10-26 |
| 33204. | Do (zeroooo) | 55.93 | — | 2009-03-02 |
| 33205. | Narasimhan (vsn2011) | 55.93 | 93% | 2011-08-18 |
| 33206. | Ben (beningram) | 55.92 | 95% | 2022-04-14 |
| 33207. | Kuan (frankuanhsi) | 55.92 | — | 2011-01-29 |
| 33208. | Rose (16rxsanjuan08) | 55.92 | 93% | 2012-03-08 |
| 33209. | pain (siput) | 55.92 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| 33210. | Lam (lamnv) | 55.91 | 97% | 2022-07-16 |
| 33211. | Big k (lawda) | 55.91 | 95% | 2021-09-17 |
| 33212. | toshit (ignacio_001) | 55.91 | 97% | 2021-02-27 |
| 33213. | Alish (kzmadcat) | 55.91 | 85% | 2013-04-19 |
| 33214. | Vova (v_hg_p) | 55.90 | 96% | 2021-09-11 |
| 33215. | Andrius (ciornas) | 55.90 | 95% | 2022-12-21 |
| 33216. | Tu (tuquach212) | 55.90 | — | 2009-05-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |