So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21581. | @GD0912_ (gd0912) | 65.97 | 95% | 2021-04-23 |
| 21582. | 🤑 (liljasonmoney) | 65.97 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 21583. | coal_town (cat_guy) | 65.97 | 94% | 2021-02-12 |
| 21584. | Steven (sanstotz) | 65.97 | 95% | 2016-07-03 |
| 21585. | Cxlt (fujimaaa) | 65.96 | 96% | 2021-07-09 |
| 21586. | ng (minhtuhay123) | 65.96 | 97% | 2019-07-11 |
| 21587. | Jordan (vaporizing) | 65.96 | 96% | 2019-06-21 |
| 21588. | kostakis (kotloveru) | 65.96 | 97% | 2018-07-05 |
| 21589. | Daniel (childz) | 65.95 | 91% | 2013-06-07 |
| 21590. | Kabir (kabir_1234) | 65.95 | 96% | 2022-01-28 |
| 21591. | Hayk (hayk10002) | 65.95 | 94% | 2022-12-29 |
| 21592. | Reilly (_rk__) | 65.95 | 95% | 2021-05-18 |
| 21593. | Striker (strikerfury) | 65.94 | 94% | 2021-06-19 |
| 21594. | Sqonky (sqonky) | 65.94 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 21595. | Bekkhan (bkun) | 65.94 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 21596. | fresh (hitorijanai) | 65.94 | 96% | 2016-01-26 |
| 21597. | Zaheer (zaheerahmed) | 65.93 | 99% | 2023-05-05 |
| 21598. | Vsbobclear (vsbobclear) | 65.93 | 95% | 2015-10-22 |
| 21599. | Zach (fullbright) | 65.93 | 89% | 2016-02-29 |
| 21600. | Bryn (brynnyg) | 65.93 | 96% | 2021-07-09 |
| 21601. | mel (melguerzon) | 65.93 | 96% | 2012-01-24 |
| 21602. | Alex (ameanberg) | 65.93 | — | 2010-12-20 |
| 21603. | Mubashir (monkegates) | 65.93 | 97% | 2020-01-19 |
| 21604. | Sharas (sharas) | 65.93 | 92% | 2012-11-10 |
| 21605. | Tracer (stonecoleq) | 65.93 | 90% | 2016-05-05 |
| 21606. | Satkay (satkay) | 65.93 | 96% | 2011-08-02 |
| 21607. | Jj (issajacob) | 65.92 | 97% | 2020-05-06 |
| 21608. | Jonathan (jonathan888) | 65.92 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 21609. | Yao (yaoyao) | 65.92 | 92% | 2014-01-03 |
| 21610. | Salwe (salwetingh) | 65.92 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |