I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5549. | Christian (xxxcleverchrisxxx) | 98.45 | 97.6% | 2023-12-26 |
| 5550. | Mahmoud (opssheesh) | 98.44 | 99% | 2023-10-20 |
| 5551. | wonder wave (wonderwave2) | 98.44 | 92% | 2016-07-25 |
| 5552. | Ian (norcla) | 98.43 | 98% | 2018-02-25 |
| 5553. | Sabrick (sabrick) | 98.42 | 97% | 2017-04-19 |
| 5554. | doremi (doremi123) | 98.41 | 97.8% | 2024-01-11 |
| 5555. | Gabriel (gabe30) | 98.41 | 98% | 2019-11-26 |
| 5556. | agyon (meikaina) | 98.41 | 96% | 2021-03-12 |
| 5557. | aaa (jackedgar) | 98.41 | 98% | 2016-06-27 |
| 5558. | don (donutyum) | 98.40 | 98% | 2025-08-27 |
| 5559. | bypno (bypno) | 98.40 | 97% | 2020-03-23 |
| 5560. | Logan (frigidgaming) | 98.39 | 98% | 2022-08-24 |
| 5561. | deez (ishkena) | 98.39 | 96.8% | 2023-11-02 |
| 5562. | iChoke@TheEnd (vidivinci) | 98.39 | 99% | 2023-03-27 |
| 5563. | Leo (liveforlolis) | 98.39 | 92% | 2016-08-24 |
| 5564. | bool3max (bolemax) | 98.39 | 97% | 2017-10-15 |
| 5565. | hailee (haileegirlypop) | 98.38 | 98.5% | 2024-02-12 |
| 5566. | TypeAthenian (typeathenian) | 98.38 | 98% | 2018-10-23 |
| 5567. | Eric (draydere) | 98.38 | 98% | 2021-09-23 |
| 5568. | training hard (slj111) | 98.38 | 98% | 2021-02-28 |
| 5569. | Simon (simonga) | 98.38 | 94% | 2016-02-27 |
| 5570. | Vitor (vrvitor) | 98.38 | 93% | 2016-07-19 |
| 5571. | Malcolm (shredsauce) | 98.38 | 97% | 2015-11-02 |
| 5572. | sfagetthi (sfagetthi) | 98.37 | 97% | 2025-07-01 |
| 5573. | nah id win (aragorn_the_snake) | 98.37 | 98% | 2021-01-28 |
| 5574. | Miri (youneedcheeses) | 98.37 | 98% | 2019-11-06 |
| 5575. | Gavin (gavwhela) | 98.37 | 98% | 2018-07-03 |
| 5576. | Trim (tikkki) | 98.36 | 97% | 2019-02-10 |
| 5577. | Benjamin (benjaminjam) | 98.36 | 98% | 2020-06-24 |
| 5578. | Jacob (gadekaja) | 98.36 | 97% | 2024-05-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |