So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9615. | (harrack7) | 85.96 | 93% | 2015-01-20 |
| 9616. | Eajno (eajno) | 85.95 | 94% | 2016-09-06 |
| 9617. | (dennis_3107) | 85.95 | 97% | 2013-07-07 |
| 9618. | (samjh8xie) | 85.94 | 96% | 2023-03-05 |
| 9619. | Nik (niolask) | 85.94 | 96% | 2022-09-02 |
| 9620. | kljdfkj (dumpsterman) | 85.94 | 95.4% | 2023-11-03 |
| 9621. | (radio_falcon) | 85.94 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 9622. | (mediaphobio) | 85.94 | 96% | 2017-03-13 |
| 9623. | ANIME WAS A MISTAKE (nagata... | 85.94 | 97% | 2017-10-28 |
| 9624. | Benji (helmdaddy) | 85.94 | — | 2010-09-08 |
| 9625. | failzor (failzor) | 85.94 | 97% | 2016-06-09 |
| 9626. | asmo (asmodaiii) | 85.94 | — | 2010-01-14 |
| 9627. | (jfly) | 85.93 | 95% | 2012-02-23 |
| 9628. | SLOW AF ;) (hetavr) | 85.93 | 99% | 2023-04-13 |
| 9629. | race selection (playslowave... | 85.93 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 9630. | (benazio) | 85.93 | — | 2009-01-31 |
| 9631. | (mattk) | 85.92 | — | 2009-03-23 |
| 9632. | (starlightsky) | 85.92 | 95% | 2019-04-30 |
| 9633. | Manu (manuruz) | 85.92 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
| 9634. | (prunthaban) | 85.92 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 9635. | (marcone) | 85.92 | 95% | 2021-12-21 |
| 9636. | Sponge (vortexsponge) | 85.92 | 96% | 2016-07-29 |
| 9637. | Manoj (chvsmanoj) | 85.92 | 96% | 2013-10-16 |
| 9638. | (achongl) | 85.92 | 96% | 2019-05-10 |
| 9639. | AKIMbO (_akimbo_) | 85.92 | 94% | 2014-06-10 |
| 9640. | (sappudappu) | 85.91 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 9641. | Justin (wiisuper700) | 85.91 | 99% | 2019-11-13 |
| 9642. | (007_speed) | 85.91 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 9643. | (mhardy11) | 85.91 | 96% | 2019-04-25 |
| 9644. | (kemin) | 85.91 | 97% | 2011-07-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |